To University of (insert college name here),
Throughout the summer, I was dreaming of coming back to school. I wanted to be with my friends, to go out, and to not have any rules. I counted down the days until move in day, buying cute dorm decorations starting in the month of May, right after I finished my finals. Yes, I’m happy to be here, but I am ready for another vacation.
October 1st comes around every year. Everyone starts having their first exams and first paper due dates are inching closer and closer until we procrastinate enough to do them the night before. Everyone is sick. Everyone walks down the hall with a cough, including me and it's legitimately disgusting. I start to miss my dog, and I get sick of waiting in line for sushi at the dining commons. More dominoes deliveries come through, and my strong start of the gym is diminishing.
I need a vacation if I can survive the next nine months.
Sincerely,
Every college student ever