As of September 22, it officially became fall. Fall brings a lot of great things with it: Smores, piles of leaves, sweater weather, and everyone's not so favorite thing, pumpkin spice. Starbucks took the world by storm when they released the PSL and now pumpkin spice flavored things are everywhere. I'm sure you've seen the coffee and the donuts flavored like pumpkin spice, but what about all the other things you've never heard of?
1. Yogurt
I love yogurt and I love pumpkin spice, but I don't think I would like them together. Just in case you're interested, you can find it in most grocery stores that carry Chobani for a couple bucks.
2. Fettuccine
Someone has gone way too far. Why try to fix something that ain't broken? Man... I love pasta but this is not OK. if you want to be one of those weirdos that actually cook this crap, you can order it on Amazon for $8.25.
3. Vodka
For those chilly-fall nights when you wanna feel a little toasty inside. At the low price of $8.00, this is perfect for all y'all broke basic biotches.
4. Toothpaste
I'm not really sure who you're going to impress with pumpkin smelling breath, but if that's what you're into, I say go for it. For only a few bucks online, why not?
5. Pizza
This is, in my humble opinion, the weirdest thing on this list. I'm not the biggest fan of pizza anyways, but this turns me off even more. You can get this... delicacy (?) at Villa Italian Kitchen in Columbia, SC or Savannah, GA, for a whopping $4.09 per slice.
6. Peanut Butter
Nope. Not even going to entertain the idea of this.
7. Listerine Strips
This is the same thing as the toothpaste. I just don't get why you would want your breath to smell like that but if you do, more power to you
8. Dog Treats
Dogs like Fall too, OK? Let them feel like they fit in too with a snazzy little treat. Get yours at Petco for $15.
9. Crickets
I've never met anyone who eats these when they're not flavored like this, so I can't imagine there are that many people who eat them when they are. I guess you could try to be fancy and put them in your protein shakes or something...probably don't tell your friends though. But if you are curious, they're less than $20!
10. Food Spray
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. If nothing else on this list intrigues you, this one should. Your pancakes don't taste like pumpkin spice? What about your cereal? Your arm? No worries! It can all taste like pumpkin spice now, for the cheap price of $10.25 on Amazon.
Please contact me if you've tried any of these things. I am beyond curious. Happy hunting,
