We've all been guilty of making a Tinder account out of curiosity on what's out there, and if not then you're missing out. I remember learning the ropes for it. Swipe left if the homie is fugly and right if he's aight. Personally, I swipe right on everyone no matter what, because dope conversations and wonderful friendships have resulted as the outcome of the app. However, weird situations have blossomed from the app too, including situations with weird men who believe that milk isn't normal and the government is conspiring against us using milk as the ultimate weapon. Now don't get me wrong, milk haters need love too, but I don't wanna give them my love. I love milk, especially chocolate milk. Can't give that up, swerve!

Anyways, home girl (a.k.a. me) just wants love and affection, is that too much to ask for? Like, I know that [Tinder] isn't the ideal place to look for it, but it's a start? Who am I kidding. It's not. People meet to hook up because that's the only benefit from the app that doesn't look weird. But my dear homies, it is weird. "Oh let me go fuck some random, don't know if they have STDs or anything but because I can." Oh okay, more power to ya! There's nothing wrong with it, I'm not hating, but that's the reality of our present day culture. No one is really looking for love anymore, they settle down with satisfying their craving for desire.

It's basically a fuck and dump and no real connection. It's pathetic, and it leaves people empty to the point they start craving more and get put into crazy situations that they're so far into it's hard to go back and just say no. It's never too late to say no to circumstances that make you uncomfortable, and given the rough and colorful language our president chooses to describe our nation's women, I don't necessarily blame them for their behavior. The most powerful man in the world chooses to be disrespectful of women, so why can't they? LOL, it's pathetic. At this rate, marriage will become rare, and a part of our history that once was the ultimate definition of commitment.

Back to Tinder, it's not that I hate it, I love it but it gives me a headache. The boys on there just wanna see my titties and I'm not really for all that, and it's like why am I even on here, maybe I just like the thrill of it. Maybe I just like sending the koala eating leaves .gif to random guys who tell me I'm hot.

It's funny because whenever you mention Tinder to someone you always get this crazy ass story on a weird situation or an awkward one night stand, a friendship, or true love. There's really no in between.

Tinder is just weird.

I think next time I hang out with a Tinderfella, I'm gonna just leave one of my doc martens there, and hope he makes me his Tinderella. I'll keep you posted.