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10 Tinder Bios That Just Might Work

We all use it, but these guys have it down.

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So I spent a crap ton of time on Tinder......for research. I'm just trying to help you ladies out...I promise.

1. Its pronounced Aaron, not Aaron.

Either way you read it, this is hilarious.

2. I promise I’m less blurry in person.

Cool, glad to know that you aren't just a bunch of pixels IRL.

3. I'm the dirty bubble from Spongebob.

Right.

4. 2 best places in the world are a deer stand and a woman's arms.

Chipotle. Need I say more?

6. Wewww wewww thot police ur under arrest.

"I've been a bad bad girl who needs to be punished." -Hairspray

7. My cat made me download this.

He's just casually letting you know he has a cat.

8. Every day is leg day when you run from your problems.

Look we can go running together.

9. Once you go Persian there's no other version.

I showed everyone this. Literally everyone.

10. I've never had a dog because my parents said I was allergic….So yes I want to pet your dog.

Just help this poor guy out ladies.

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It's not all morning coffees and singing along to the radio.

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1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

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10 Tinder Bios That Just Might Work

We all use it, but these guys have it down.

1. Its pronounced Aaron, not Aaron.

2. I promise I’m less blurry in person.

3. I'm the dirty bubble from Spongebob.

4. 2 best places in the world are a deer stand and a woman's arms.

6. Wewww wewww thot police ur under arrest.

7. My cat made me download this.

8. Every day is leg day when you run from your problems.

9. Once you go Persian there's no other version.

10. I've never had a dog because my parents said I was allergic….So yes I want to pet your dog.

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It's not all morning coffees and singing along to the radio.

You can't just go to your room to take a nap in the middle of your classes.

Having to spend all your extra cash on gas for your car.

Speaking of money, you probably don't have a meal plan so you're forced to scrounge up some change or mooch off of your friends.

It can be harder to maintain the friendships you make with people from class.

Finding a parking spot.

It can be harder to be involved on campus because between your one, two, or three jobs and school you don't have much free time.

When you try to be super involved on campus, it can kill your sleep schedule.

It's impossible to do homework at home, but staying on campus isn't an option sometimes.

There are surveys and events that you can't participate in because you're a commuter.

Group projects are the bane of your existence.

Traffic.

Your backpack rivals that of a survivalist trekking in the woods.

Driving all the way to campus to find a note on the door of your classroom saying class was cancelled.

Because have you ever had to endure grilling your foot on a George Foreman?

1. When he just wanted bacon from his George Foreman grill

2. When he had money (and Jan) issues

3. When he got upstaged at Phyllis' wedding

4. When he unintentionally saved Meredith from rabies

5. When he wore a "bisexual" suit

6. When he had to apologize to Jesus

7. When his GPS drove him into a lake

8. When he had to deal with Ryan as his boss

9. When he couldn't fulfill his most generous empty promise

10. When this happened

11. When he struggled with a X-Mas break up

12. When he had to defend his generosity

13. When he threw a classy Christmas party for Holly but she had a boyfriend

14. When he had to stand up to peer pressure

15. When Toby was "Toby-ish"

This isn't just for the single Pringles out there either, folks

Run Around Clanging Pots and Pans in Everyone's Face

Eat the Last Few Pigs in a Blanket

Pop Twelve White Grapes

Burn Something

Smash Things Against a Wall

Spontaneously Begin an Irish Jig

Call Your Mother

Throw a Coffee Table Out a Window

Sing "Auld Lang Syne" at the Top of Your Lungs

Do Some Squats

Swan Dive into a Nearly Freezing Body of Water

Take a Shot

Time to be merry and bright.

"First Noel" by Leslie Odom, Jr

"A Holly Jolly Christmas" by Burl Ives

"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" by Kelly Clarkson

"All I Want for Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey

"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home" by Michael Buble

"Last Christmas" by Taylor Swift

"The Christmas Song" by Josh Groban

"White Christmas" by Idina Menzel

"O Holy Night" by David Archuleta

"Believe" by Josh Groban

"Les cloches du hameau" by Celine Dion

Or at least try to do.

1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

2. I will look decent for class.

3. I will go to the gym more.

4. I will go to the library and study more.

5. I will meet new people.

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