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Ten Of The Best Tinder Pick Up Lines That Are Guaranteed To Work

Some of the funniest lines that desperate guys will say

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Ten Of The Best Tinder Pick Up Lines That Are Guaranteed To Work
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Tinder gets a bad rap for it's "hook up culture", but on the other hand it can be a great way for you to meet someone.

When it comes to Tinder, swiping right and getting a match just might be not enough. When you get a match you want to make a lasting first impression, and breaking the ice is the best way to do that. The best day is sending a killer opening line. I've done my research and compiled a list of the best (clean) pick up lines I could find.

1) "Hey, can you help me right fast with a math problem. Solve for X, X being your phone."

2) "I usually go for 8's but I guess I'll settle for a 10."

3) "Maybe you can help me. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit 'password hint,' it keeps telling me 'Jessica's phone number.'"

4) "Do you like Nintendo? Cause Wii would look good together."

5) "Do you like Mexican food? Cause I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-RITTO."

6) "If you were a flower you'd be a damnnn-delion"

7) "Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you."

8) "Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

9) "Are you the SAT? Cause I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks."

10) "Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

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