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Dating And Relationships As Told By Tina Belcher

"I'm a smart, strong, sensual woman."

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Dating And Relationships As Told By Tina Belcher

No one has a better take on love and relationships than the 13-year-old courtship expert Tina Belcher from "Bob's Burgers." Not only is Tina hilarious, but when it comes to romance she's basically a role model. In honor of Valentine's Day here are 14 gifs of the queen herself explaining the in out's of the dating scene.

Normally, you don't have an issue with being single, but Valentine's Day is coming up and you are busy with work, school, and friends.

You are back in the game and you know it has been a while, but you can't seem to figure out why you can't land a date. Is it your breath? Do you smell funny? Ugh, you knew bangs were a bad idea.

Maybe you are overthinking it. So, you give yourself a pep talk.

You head back into the game and a new confidence surrounds you. You see the world through new eyes. These eyes really like what they see too.

You muster up the courage and decide to approach one of the many guys or girls you have your eye on.

You decide to be slick about it. You give them your phone number.

You are giving up on your date to call/text because it has been a whole 2 hours. They are obviously not interested or have been eaten by zombies.

Okay, so they sent you a text and now you have to really give yourself the pep talk. What are you going to do?!?!

Or even worse, what are you going to wear?!

Finally, Your date picks you up. You're still hesitant. Hopefully, he or she can't see your sweaty upper lip.

You really like him or her, but he or she isn't making the first move. That's it, you decide you are going to drop some hints.

Oh heck, they aren't getting it. You decide to take the plunge. You go all the way and make the first move.

Bad choice, very bad choice. You want to crawl back into your shell like a turtle. This is almost as bad as the time that you farted in front of your entire PE class.

It's not you, it's your date.

The dating scene is hard and no one truly knows what's going on. This Valentine's Day whether you spend it on a date or inside watching reruns of "Bob's Burgers", enjoy yourself and the holiday of love.

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