1. When drinking like your freshman-year-self ended poorly.
Living with a hangover from hell due to excessive amounts of cheap vodka mixed with bad decisions.
2. When you used Snapchat to document every second of the night.
I cannot be held accountable for anything I post after 10 p.m.
3. When you had to try to explain your university's drinking habits.
It's like a game day... but a whole lot less football and a whole lot more muffins.
4. When you realized you were your biggest fan.
Avoiding disappointments at all cost.
5. When you check your bank account after a night out.
It has to be fraud. Who spends $60 on Taco Tuesday? Oh... nope, I did.
6. When you're watching your friend hookup with a 5 at the party.
Drunk eyes tell lies, you guys.
7. When you get the grade you "deserved."
Attempting to save your grade in office hours all well knowing the syllabus said attendance was necessary.
8. When you realize you have 3 semesters left.
Why does it feel like responsibility keeps creeping up on me?
