I know that for me, I just LOVE to shop. I also know that most of us who do love to shop tend to look for any excuse needed to go hit the mall. I bet just reading that you can relate, right? Well, I thought I'd help explain the thought process. So without further or do, I present to you a sequence of buying a new outfit.
1. What am I going to wear today?
Face it, we all ask this question—every single day. Nothing new here.
2. I guess I can go out and buy something for tonight.
Because my 300 other outfits don't work. This dress makes me look funny, and that dress is too tight.
3. No- I need to save my money.
But Forever 21 is having a sale right now...
4. Alright I'm at the mall. I know exactly what I need to get.
Oooooh but that shirt is cute too. Oooh and those floral leggings, I can just try them on right?
5. When you find something super cute.
Yet, when you look at the price tag, it isn’t that cute anymore.
6. Well, I bought my dress, I need cute shoes to match too.
Because my 500 other pairs won’t do.
7. Do I need a bathing suit?
I have my one from last year but, now that I’m thinking about it, I don’t like it that much.
8. What do you mean I'm only allowed eight items in the dressing room? I have at least 12 here!
9. They don't have my size?
10. I can just buy it online? I'll order it right now.
11. Alright, I’ve bought more than I need.
My wallet hurts. Time to head home.