Listen, I know exactly what you're going through.

You're busy.

Like so busy.

Slammed. Overwhelmed. Booked.

When you hear someone say, "Okay, I'll try to pencil you in... I'm so slammed!" you think to yourself,

"Wow. They're so successful. They don't have time for anyone!" Am I right? Well, I'm not wrong. So how do you get to this point? You're not a businessman, and you don't have a secretary to tell everyone that you simply don't have any openings coming up. So how will people be impressed by how busy you are? I mean, you're so busy that you obviously don't have time to tell everybody...

I was like you, once. Then I realized that there is a way that I can be super busy and impressive, and still have time to let people know. You must make time.

I started by looking at my planner each day. Usually, I would realize that there just wasn't even a single minute to spare. Did I give up?

No.

Carve out an hour

I started carving an hour out each evening by any means necessary. Leave work early? Check. Ditch plans with friends and family? Double check.

Invest in apps

After I made the time, I remembered that I needed to tweet about how busy I am at convenient times so my posts get as much traffic as possible. I paid $30 for a post scheduling app to make sure that I never missed an opportunity to inform the public of my busy, busy life.

Plan

Okay, so now you have the time to tweet, and the means to ensure you're tweeting at the right times. Now you must plan out your tweets... I mean day. Let's see. The best times to tweet about how busy you are, are at 7 am (when people wake up and first check their phone), 12 pm (lunch break), 3 pm (coffee break), 5:30 pm (people are home for the night). Seems pretty difficult, but when you're a genius like me, you can figure it out.

Watch the responses roll in

Now that you're widely known in your area as a very successful busy person, what's left to do? Just sit back and watch how many people are impressed by you. They're probably thinking to themselves, "Wow, how did she even find the time to tweet all of this?". You're now an anomaly to them. They just don't understand, because they're not as successful as you.