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How I Made Time To Tweet About How Busy I Am

How will people know how successful you are if you're not constantly reminding them via Twitter?

Lily Brundin

Apr 10, 2017

University of North Dakota

How I Made Time To Tweet About How Busy I Am

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Listen, I know exactly what you're going through.

You're busy.

Like so busy.

Slammed. Overwhelmed. Booked.

When you hear someone say, "Okay, I'll try to pencil you in... I'm so slammed!" you think to yourself,

"Wow. They're so successful. They don't have time for anyone!" Am I right? Well, I'm not wrong. So how do you get to this point? You're not a businessman, and you don't have a secretary to tell everyone that you simply don't have any openings coming up. So how will people be impressed by how busy you are? I mean, you're so busy that you obviously don't have time to tell everybody...

I was like you, once. Then I realized that there is a way that I can be super busy and impressive, and still have time to let people know. You must make time.

I started by looking at my planner each day. Usually, I would realize that there just wasn't even a single minute to spare. Did I give up?

No.

Carve out an hour

I started carving an hour out each evening by any means necessary. Leave work early? Check. Ditch plans with friends and family? Double check.

Invest in apps

After I made the time, I remembered that I needed to tweet about how busy I am at convenient times so my posts get as much traffic as possible. I paid $30 for a post scheduling app to make sure that I never missed an opportunity to inform the public of my busy, busy life.

Plan

Okay, so now you have the time to tweet, and the means to ensure you're tweeting at the right times. Now you must plan out your tweets... I mean day. Let's see. The best times to tweet about how busy you are, are at 7 am (when people wake up and first check their phone), 12 pm (lunch break), 3 pm (coffee break), 5:30 pm (people are home for the night). Seems pretty difficult, but when you're a genius like me, you can figure it out.

Watch the responses roll in

Now that you're widely known in your area as a very successful busy person, what's left to do? Just sit back and watch how many people are impressed by you. They're probably thinking to themselves, "Wow, how did she even find the time to tweet all of this?". You're now an anomaly to them. They just don't understand, because they're not as successful as you.

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Plan

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2. When there is only one section of a popular course.

3. Receiving the 18,000 emails reminding you to register ASAP.

4. When you need to see an advisor, but they are too busy/unresponsive.

5. Trying not to dress like a bum for your appointments with your advisors/department heads.

6. When you have a perfectly planned out schedule, and one class ruins it.

7. Carefully moving things around to accommodate a different class/section.

8. Waking up at 6:00 a.m. for your enrollment time.

9. Concocting a new schedule at your enrollment time after your original plan gets changed.

10. Getting into a class and filling the last available seat.

11. When all of your classes finally go through.

12. Realizing that you forgot a class that was a pre-requisite for everything else.

When your capability of "adulting" is put to the test

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"Nobody living in one of the most influential nations in the world should be worried about making ends meet."

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2. When your professor is babbling on and on in his lecture.

3. When you edit your friend's paper and they get an A.

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5. When you finish taking the test and you're pretty sure you failed...

6. ...but then you get the test back and somehow passed.

7. When you've been up for 12 hours straight writing a paper.

8. And then you manage to stay awake in class the next day.

9. When you have to butter up your professor for an extra credit opportunity.

10. When you're assigned a group project.

11. And your group-mates are trying to chat about life instead of the assignment.

12. When it's your last class of the day and you're about to go home.

13. But then you remember rent is due tonight and the anger comes back.

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