During the holiday season, there is a lot to do. However, as I scroll through my Facebook newsfeed, I notice all of the wonderful events coming up. There is so much to do, and so little time. So here are all the Facebook events that you don't want to miss!
1. Watch Food Network
Just have a bowl of Guy Fieri's long luscious locks.
2. Watch more Food Network
Do this because, admit it, you have nothing better to do on Christmas.
3. Be me
Why is this an event? This is me everyday.
4. Continue being me
Admit it, you want to be me when you grow up.
5. Procrastinate
There are more important things than math.
6. Procrastinate some more
All of your teachers will pass you because you met a llama, and llamas are awesome.
7. Just accept that you're going to fail finals
C'mon, really, did you really think you were gong to pass?
8. Change all of your future plans
There are better things to do then get a job.
9. Let the past bite you
An explanation for why you are still single you fool.
10. Try something new
Death by Hot Cheeto: Not a bad way to go.
11. Achieve your goals
Isn't this what you've always wanted?
12. Believe in yourself
You can do anything you set your mind to.
13. You can do it
Join the crowd.
14. Find happiness
C'mon, dogs are better than people.
15. Let yourself feel
It's OK to let go sometimes.
16. Remind yourself that it's OK to feel sad
Life is tough, and carbs are delicious.
17. Become beautiful
All potatoes are beautiful.
18. Appreciate the finer things in life
Worship the garlic bread.
19. What
I just don't have anything witty to say about this one.
20. Ignore everything I just said
Why would I care?