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I Will Throw Hands

I hope my professors read this

Tara Mitchell

Nov 21, 2016

Loyola University Chicago

DC Whispers

Here are some circumstances in which I will throw hands:

1. If you expect MLA formatted papers, but the school of nursing wants APA format.

2. If you want me to submit my work online, but then don't know how to upload grades electronically.

3. If you look at the clock when you're done lecturing and realize we still have 15 minutes left so you start next weeks lecture.

4. If you're a fake fan--I actually don't have an excuse to hit you because I am also a fake fan--but I'll still say I will throw hands.

5. If you're my professor and my grade is an 89.7% and you suddenly "don't believe in rounding" then you, sir, are a fake fan, refer to number 4.

*This listicle was written mostly as a warning to my professors as finals season approaches, but all circumstances hold true to even the pettiest of fakes. Beware of my might, you'll catch these hands.

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