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Thoughts You Have While Attempting to Diet

All the times you've said, "I'm going to be so good this week."

Talya Evans

Nov 01, 2016

Madison, WI

Thoughts You Have While Attempting to Diet

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"Wait, why is it such a struggle to get my jeans on right now?"

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"Okay, my diet starts on Monday."

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Sunday night "Before I torture myself, let me just have one more day of freedom. Should I get pizza? Oh, but grilled cheese sounds unreal. Getting Pizza."

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"Alright, enough. Go stock up on healthy food. Is chocolate bad for me? There's no way I'm not having chocolate. I'll just only have it twice a day."

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"I wonder what Jennifer Aniston eats. Paleo diet? What does that even mean? Nope, not happening."

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Day one of diet "I got this. Making myself spaghetti squash for dinner. Go me."

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"This actually tastes good. Who said dieting was hard?"

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"I'm kind of hungry again. Is that normal? I really want dessert... let me just LOOK in the fridge."

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"I honestly rock, look at those cut up strawberries in there. Health."

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Day two of diet "Wait. I ate so well yesterday, why do I look the same?"

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"Put down the bag of chips. Will power."

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Day three of diet "Long day. I deserve a cheat meal. What's the number for Dominos?"

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"I'm over this health thing. Remind me to never diet again."

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All the times you've said, "I'm going to be so good this week."

"Wait, why is it such a struggle to get my jeans on right now?"

"Okay, my diet starts on Monday."

*Sunday night* "Before I torture myself, let me just have one more day of freedom. Should I get pizza? Oh, but grilled cheese sounds unreal. Getting Pizza."

"Alright, enough. Go stock up on healthy food. Is chocolate bad for me? There's no way I'm not having chocolate. I'll just only have it twice a day."

"I wonder what Jennifer Aniston eats. Paleo diet? What does that even mean? Nope, not happening."

*Day one of diet* "I got this. Making myself spaghetti squash for dinner. Go me."

"This actually tastes good. Who said dieting was hard?"

"I'm kind of hungry again. Is that normal? I really want dessert... let me just LOOK in the fridge."

"I honestly rock, look at those cut up strawberries in there. Health."

*Day two of diet* "Wait. I ate so well yesterday, why do I look the same?"

"Put down the bag of chips. Will power."

*Day three of diet* "Long day. I deserve a cheat meal. What's the number for Dominos?"

"I'm over this health thing. Remind me to never diet again."

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Sunday night "Before I torture myself, let me just have one more day of freedom. Should I get pizza? Oh, but grilled cheese sounds unreal. Getting Pizza."

Day one of diet "I got this. Making myself spaghetti squash for dinner. Go me."

Day two of diet "Wait. I ate so well yesterday, why do I look the same?"

Day three of diet "Long day. I deserve a cheat meal. What's the number for Dominos?"

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