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32 Random But Accurate Thoughts You Have Before, During And After A Hot Shower

A lot of things go on in the shower, especially in our minds.

Christian Sansone

May 06, 2018

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32 Random But Accurate Thoughts You Have Before, During And After A Hot Shower

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We all like to take showers, even if some don’t want to admit it. Most like to take showers in the morning before they go on with their day, and others like to wait before they go to bed so that they can clean themselves off from their daily sweat. Whatever time of the day you take a shower, you have to admit a lot goes through your head during your process.

Some thoughts are weirder than others, but our minds can go in different directions before, during and after we get into a nice warm shower:

1. Ugh, time to get a shower.

2. Do I have to do though? Like is it necessary?

3. I mean, I do have classes today... but is it worth it to smell nice?

4. I could just put deodorant on and be okay. Yeah, I’ll do that.

5. Wait... my hair is mess! Fine. I guess I have to take a shower.

6. Stripping down...okay now I’m cold.

7. Ahh! That water is freezing!

8. Now, it’s too hot!

9. Aaaaaah, just mildly scolding to the scalp. Perfect.

10. Why did I not want to take a shower? This feels nice.

11. Please tell me I have shampoo.

12. Good. I do. I have barely any left, but it’ll be good enough for the next few days... maybe.

13. Scrubbing my hair... scrubbing my hair.

14. Shampoo went into my eye! Burning, burning, burning!

15. Why haven’t they created a shampoo that doesn’t burn your eyes?

16. Johnson & Johnson are liars. When I was a kid, those shampoos did burn my eyes.

17. I wonder if my parents saw me in pain when I was kid and thought I was faking it.

18. Shampoo counts as soap too, right?

19. Yeah, I’m pretty sure. I’ll get soap sometime in the next week.

20. “IM GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEER...!”

21. I hope I didn’t wake anyone up with my blessing of a voice. You’re welcome.

22. I wonder what I should wear today? "Casual" or "not give a crap"?

23. ...

24. I do not care at this point.

25. I love just sitting in the shower doing nothing.

26. Do people still draw on the walls of the shower as they get older? I remember doing that as a kid. Good times.

27. Do I have anything important to do today? I have to go to class... I think that’s it?

28. Who knows what I have to do today. I especially don’t. Is that a problem?

29. I guess I should get out. My fingers are starting to look like raisins.

30. I wonder what would happen if I stayed in the shower for days. Would my whole body look like a dried up raisin?

31. ...

32. Probably.

* * *

Showers are great. Don’t deny it. Sometimes you have the best thoughts in a shower, even if don’t realize you’re doing it.

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A lot of things go on in the shower, especially in our minds.

1. Ugh, time to get a shower.

2. Do I have to do though? Like is it necessary?

3. I mean, I do have classes today... but is it worth it to smell nice?

4. I could just put deodorant on and be okay. Yeah, I’ll do that.

5. Wait... my hair is mess! Fine. I guess I have to take a shower.

6. Stripping down...okay now I’m cold.

7. Ahh! That water is freezing!

8. Now, it’s too hot!

9. Aaaaaah, just mildly scolding to the scalp. Perfect.

10. Why did I not want to take a shower? This feels nice.

11. Please tell me I have shampoo.

12. Good. I do. I have barely any left, but it’ll be good enough for the next few days... maybe.

13. Scrubbing my hair... scrubbing my hair.

14. Shampoo went into my eye! Burning, burning, burning!

15. Why haven’t they created a shampoo that doesn’t burn your eyes?

16. Johnson & Johnson are liars. When I was a kid, those shampoos did burn my eyes.

17. I wonder if my parents saw me in pain when I was kid and thought I was faking it.

18. Shampoo counts as soap too, right?

19. Yeah, I’m pretty sure. I’ll get soap sometime in the next week.

20. “IM GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEER...!”

21. I hope I didn’t wake anyone up with my blessing of a voice. You’re welcome.

22. I wonder what I should wear today? "Casual" or "not give a crap"?

23. ...

24. I do not care at this point.

25. I love just sitting in the shower doing nothing.

26. Do people still draw on the walls of the shower as they get older? I remember doing that as a kid. Good times.

27. Do I have anything important to do today? I have to go to class... I think that’s it?

28. Who knows what I have to do today. I especially don’t. Is that a problem?

29. I guess I should get out. My fingers are starting to look like raisins.

30. I wonder what would happen if I stayed in the shower for days. Would my whole body look like a dried up raisin?

31. ...

32. Probably.

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Here are just a few of those things.

Take the time to thank that one friend in your life you will never let go of.

1. Thank you for being the one I can always count on to be honest.

2. Thank you for accepting me for who I am.

3. Thank you for teaching me what real love feels like.

4. Thank you for always making sure I'm safe.

5. Thank you for going through things with me.

6. Thank you for teaching me to take care of myself.

7. Thank you for going out of your way to make me feel supported.

8. Thank you for always being there to back me up, even when you know I'm wrong.

9. Thank you for constantly pushing me to live up to my potential.

10. Lastly, thank you for making such a huge impact on my life.

It sucks, but you’ll make it through

1. Please just be seasonal allergies

2. I must not have gotten enough sleep last night

3. I’ll just take a little nap

4. Oh no, I have so much due tomorrow!

5. I’m fine, I’ll just sleep it off

6. Do I have to be responsible today?

7. Ugh no, I can’t actually be sick

8. Alright, I’ll take some medicine and I’ll be fine

9. This is the worst day of my life

10. Mom?

11. She was right (like always)

12. Too bad you're busy and can’t take the day off tomorrow

13. You think about taking the day off, but realize you have like three tests

14. You think you're actually going to be sick forever

15. Finally, you're better!

Sleepovers are not a thing. They're just not.

1. You only ask things once.

2. Seriously, you only ask once.

3. When you do muster up the courage to ask your parents for something, you creep around and wait until they’re in a good mood.

4. Before you get that final yes, you have to go through an interview.

5. If you ever got “the eye,” you knew you were screwed.

6. You were always the first to leave your group of friends when hanging out.

7. If you say you will be home at a certain time, you better be home at that time.

8. Seeing a missed call from your parents sends fear and horror through your veins.

9. If relatives are coming over to the house, your room better be clean.

10. You are careful about what jokes you share with your parents.

11. "You’re not an adult until you turn 18! You can do whatever you want then!"

12. If plans change while you’re out, you better text or call.

13. Don’t talk back. Ever.

14. When you’re called by your full name, you’re in deep trouble.

15. Don’t make them call your name twice.

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