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Just one visit to the gym will have you feelin' some type of way.

Sep 21, 2015

We all have that love-hate relationship with the gym: we hate going, yet we love the results it produces. Just one visit to the gym will have you feelin' some type of way.

Here are a few common thoughts we all have at the gym:

1. "New month, new me, I am going to be SO fit."

2. "What machines do I even use?"

3. "Is this how you use this?"

4. "My matching tank and sneakers definitely make me look like a total workout junky."

5. "I really hope no one sees me dying over here."

6. *4 minutes in* "Wow, this is actually terrible -- I am dying."

7. "That chick on the bike is so skinny; should I just spend hours cycling?"

8. "ALERT: Hottie has just entered the gym. Okay, just look cute while sweating."

9. "Is that dude seriously taking a Snapchat selfie?! Whatever, I do it, too." #guilty

10. "How is it possible that I am still hearing your grunts over my extremely loud music? DO LESS."

11. "That girl is seriously glistening. Her hair is still perfectly straight, meanwhile I look like I just went through a car wash."

12. "This chick next to me on the treadmill is moving. She definitely wants to race." *looks to see that she is on level 15* "Yeah no, not today, I will keep at my level 6 pace, thank you."

13. "This is literally so boring. I've never been so bored in my life." *it's only been 8 minutes*

14. "That man over there is seriously the definition of a god. He is just beautiful -- I am drooling."

15. "Okay, be cool. Look like you know what you are doing on this machine."

16. "Geez, I am so hungry. What should I eat? A salad would be so healthy, but like I just burned SO many calories, I deserve an entire pizza. TREAT. YO. SELF."

17."Okay, so it says I've burned 154 calories, thats the equivalent of like two Hershey's bars, right?"

18. "Those girls on those workout videos make it look so easy, but yet I can't even balance on one leg right now."

19. "What song am I even listening to? I have got to update this playlist."

20. "I wonder how long that chick next to me on the treadmill has been going for -- 50 MINUTES?! IS SHE CRAZY?!"

21. "Whoever left their sweat stain on this mat is seriously repulsive."

22. "I am SO over this place. Peace out. I'm going home to veg."

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It's not all morning coffees and singing along to the radio.

You can't just go to your room to take a nap in the middle of your classes.

Having to spend all your extra cash on gas for your car.

Speaking of money, you probably don't have a meal plan so you're forced to scrounge up some change or mooch off of your friends.

It can be harder to maintain the friendships you make with people from class.

Finding a parking spot.

It can be harder to be involved on campus because between your one, two, or three jobs and school you don't have much free time.

When you try to be super involved on campus, it can kill your sleep schedule.

It's impossible to do homework at home, but staying on campus isn't an option sometimes.

There are surveys and events that you can't participate in because you're a commuter.

Group projects are the bane of your existence.

Traffic.

Your backpack rivals that of a survivalist trekking in the woods.

Driving all the way to campus to find a note on the door of your classroom saying class was cancelled.

Because have you ever had to endure grilling your foot on a George Foreman?

1. When he just wanted bacon from his George Foreman grill

2. When he had money (and Jan) issues

3. When he got upstaged at Phyllis' wedding

4. When he unintentionally saved Meredith from rabies

5. When he wore a "bisexual" suit

6. When he had to apologize to Jesus

7. When his GPS drove him into a lake

8. When he had to deal with Ryan as his boss

9. When he couldn't fulfill his most generous empty promise

10. When this happened

11. When he struggled with a X-Mas break up

12. When he had to defend his generosity

13. When he threw a classy Christmas party for Holly but she had a boyfriend

14. When he had to stand up to peer pressure

15. When Toby was "Toby-ish"

This isn't just for the single Pringles out there either, folks

Run Around Clanging Pots and Pans in Everyone's Face

Eat the Last Few Pigs in a Blanket

Pop Twelve White Grapes

Burn Something

Smash Things Against a Wall

Spontaneously Begin an Irish Jig

Call Your Mother

Throw a Coffee Table Out a Window

Sing "Auld Lang Syne" at the Top of Your Lungs

Do Some Squats

Swan Dive into a Nearly Freezing Body of Water

Take a Shot

Time to be merry and bright.

"First Noel" by Leslie Odom, Jr

"A Holly Jolly Christmas" by Burl Ives

"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" by Kelly Clarkson

"All I Want for Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey

"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home" by Michael Buble

"Last Christmas" by Taylor Swift

"The Christmas Song" by Josh Groban

"White Christmas" by Idina Menzel

"O Holy Night" by David Archuleta

"Believe" by Josh Groban

"Les cloches du hameau" by Celine Dion

Or at least try to do.

1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

2. I will look decent for class.

3. I will go to the gym more.

4. I will go to the library and study more.

5. I will meet new people.

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