The Rose Hill campus at Fordham University has it's interesting selection of food choices. You can find all of the students here constantly complaining about how the food is ruining our freakin' lives. We have the options of Cosi, Simply to Go, The Caf, Dagger Johns, Zime, The Grille, and SubConnection. We have all been to these places, and we all have wondered similar thoughts while experiencing what Sodexo has to offer.

Cosi

"Is there a reason it is 110 degrees in here?"

"Crap, I forgot I have like four dollars on my DCB."

"I want mac & cheese but it's DCB so, nope."

"I want a lemonade but it's DCB so, nope."

"I'll just get a half salad and half sandwich for the fourth time this week."

"Did this lady get proper training on how to use the cash register?"

"Why do they always run out of multigrain bread?"

"All the workers preparing the food are extremely overwhelmed."

"This would be a rough job."

"I might as well eat the free bread while I wait for my food."

"That bread is damn good."

"What is even behind that door?"

"I can't believe how hot it is in here."

"I think they forgot about my order."

"Oh 78, that's me. Oh jeez, how long have they been screaming my number?"

"Hm, Chips or carrots? Big decision."

Simply to Go at Keating

"I forgot this exists."

"This place is so random."

"I should come down here more often in between classes."

"Ah! They have the pretzel hummus cups."

"This might be a good study spot down here."

"Who would trust that turkey sandwich in the fridge?"

"They ran out of the tea I like...."

"Does anybody actually use this place?"

The Caf (The Marketplace)

"The people swiping ID's in the front are so friendly!"

"The people swiping ID's in the front are so unfriendly."

"Should I put my bag down on the left or right side?"

"There are never any booths open."

"The sandwich line is way too long."

"The omelette line is way too long."

"Praying to god they have fresh eggs at the omelette station."

"Of course, they ran out of fresh eggs."

"Of course, they ran out of bananas."

"Of course, they ran out of the water with lemon."

"This is underwhelming."

"There is absolutely nothing edible here."

"I've been walking in a circle for five minutes trying to find something to eat."

"I pay $67,000 a year for this."

"I can't keep eating the grilled chicken."

"Oh, no. I forgot to text my friends where I put my bag down."

"Why would they ever think I would eat the clam chowder here?"

"Why would they ever think I would eat a pork chop here?"

"I should just get this but I know my stomach will definitely hurt later."

"I guess I'll just stick with cereal today."

Dagger John's

"I just walked through a maze to get here."

"Everyone is solely doing homework here."

"Is that full functioning bar ever used?"

"It's freezing cold in here."

"Why is there a huge canoe hanging from the ceiling?"

"This Starbucks is so fake."

"These workers are not certified baristas."

"There is always a line at this Starbucks."

"I have class in five minutes, why is this line going so slow?"

"I want a muffin, but I shouldn't."

"I want a cookie, but I shouldn't"

"This sushi is the bomb."

"I really wonder how fresh or real the sushi is."

"Can the workers tell that I'm trying my hardest to pick out the freshest sushi?"

"Did they hire only Asian people to work at Mein Bowl so it looks authentic?"

"Of course Mein Bowl is one of the best food choices at this school but you can only use DCB. Thanks Fordham."

"What the hell, Mein Bowl is so expensive."

"Jeez, they ran out of soy sauce again."

"Why does nobody take meal swipes here?"

Zime

"I hate FMH."

"The coffee is actually not bad here."

"It's weirdly crowded in here."

"Do people hang out here?"

"I doubt they even make half the food options on the board."

"No way do they make a ham and brie flat here."

"The ladies that work here are not taking shit from anybody."

"Should I eat the food here?"

"Those eggs are not supposed to be circular."

"I should probably leave."

The Grille

"God, the smoothie line is so long."

"Wait, is that the salad line or the smoothie line?"

"Should I be healthy and get a salad?"

"It's 12:30 a.m. on a Monday, why is there a line for a salad?"

"Oh shoot, I just realized I'm waiting on the smoothie line."

"Definitely getting a honey mustard chicken wrap."

"Fries!"

"The calories on the boards are definitely not accurate."

"Is it gross if I get fries and mozzarella sticks?"

"I come here way too often."

"It's so congested in here, I can't breathe."

"I just banged into three people in a row."

"Why is every person I want to avoid here at this very moment?"

"Head down, eyes on phone, don't look up."

"Would anyone notice if I stole this?"

"I wonder how old that sushi is in the fridge?"

"Where the heck are the forks?"

"Once again, there is nowhere to sit."

SubConnection (SubCo)

"Why am I eating here right now?"

"The only reason I am here is because I'm hungover and this is the closest place to get food."

"I just realized, I am always wearing sweats when I come here."

"I always look terrible when I come here."

"God, I hope I don't see anyone I know."

"This place is definitely not sanitary."

"Remember that time someone told you they saw a rat in here?"

"Can the Fordham Prep boys not be in here."

"Why are the Fordham Prep boys screaming?"

"The subs aren't that bad, right?"

"Auntie Anne's pretzels stop staring at me, please."

"I deserve those pretzels for the amount of stress I've been under."

"Calories don't matter at college. I'm young!"

"This one lady that works with the pretzels is always happy. How is she always happy?"

"They have cookie dough Ben and Jerry's. I need to get that since they never have it. Just thinking smart."

"Are people judging me for grabbing two containers of ice cream?"

Overall, Fordham food makes us feel like: