Oh, Target. The great and wonderful place where you can get everything from Starbucks to pet strollers to a picnic table for your condiments. It's impossible to make a quick trip there because of the eye catching deals left and right. You go there for things that you need on your grocery list, but always leave with unnecessary items that you seem to not be able to live without.
1. OK, I'm just going to get what's on my list – nothing but the necessities.
2. Well to get to the toothpaste isle you technically have to pass the bathing suits so I guess it's OK.
3. Wow target really stepping it up here – cute bathing suits and some are even on sale. That means I have to get one, right?
4. Dressing room time, might as well look at the other clothes too.
5. 70 percent off this dress? It's not my size, but lets see if I can squeeze.
6. Well, if bathing suits are on sale, that means shoes are too. I mean probably not, but let's go there next anyways.
7. No you're right, I don't need four pairs of black heels. But what if they aren't here next time I come?
8. Oh, look cute decorations with initials. My name doesn't start with a G, but I could change that.
9. Wait, what am I here for? Oh yeah, toothpaste.
10. That's by the makeup so here goes nothing. Or everything?
11. Mascara and eyeliner pack? They're begging me to buy this.
12. OK, toothpaste. Now let's check out.
13. OMG little dog costumes. I mean I don't have a dog, but I know one.
14. I don't think the dollar section is necessary today. I never find anything in there anyways.
15. Wait did that lady just walk out with hedgehog salt and pepper shakers? I definitely need to check it out now.
16. Finally in line, approximately two hours later, but it's fine I'm ready to be done.
17. Oh look, on the back side of my receipt is a coupon for Ben & Jerry's.
18. You're really killing me, Target.
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