I think everyone should try a nose ring. They are such a cute little surprise on the face. With a nose ring, lots of strange thoughts do arise.
1. I have to be careful when blotting my face with this towel.
2. No, it's not a booger coming out of my nostril.
3. How do I get my hoop to sit right?
4. No grandpa, it's not a fish hook.
5. Oh no...I feel the keloid coming.
6. How am I supposed to pop that blackhead?
7. $40 for a tiny piece of metal? I'm going to Claire's.
8. Can I get through airport security with this?
9. Oh no, that actually is a booger under my nose ring.
10. I will carefully slip on this shirt. I will not graze my face.
11. *first time wearing a hoop* Do I look like Ke$ha?
12. Mom, it's hip it's not trashy.