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25 Thoughts While Working Out For The First Time

You want to die, I know, and at least I will admit it.

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25 Thoughts While Working Out For The First Time

All my first-time gym goers and all the New Year's resolution dreams that are being shattered to pieces right now, this is for you. We've all been there and I feel your pain.

1. *Walks into gym* "I can totally do this."

2. "Wow all these people in here are like really skinny and abnormally good-looking."

3. "This is like a freak show of good looking people. What the heck?"

4. "I am very out of place."

5. "I wonder if they know that I don't belong. Omg, SOS!"

6. *Looks around suspiciously*

7. "Ok no one seems to be looking at me, I'm in the clear. I have successfully integrated into the gym without being detected."

8. *Makes way over to exercise equipment*

9. "How in the heck does this work?"

10. *Spends 5 minutes looking blankly at machine*

11. "Ok moving on from that one..."

12. "Oh ok I see a treadmill, I can totally do that. I walk to class everyday I see no difference."

13. *Starts treadmill*

14. "Lol, this is easy I'm gonna be looking like a health guru in like a week."

15. "Victoria Secret Angel Wings here I come!"

16. "All my friends are about to get so jealous."

17. *Lightly jogs for 4.2 minutes*

18. "Ok this hurts."

19. "...Like really bad."

20. "I cant breathe! It hasn't even been 5 minutes?"

21. "How are people around me doing this? Am I dying? Am I this out of shape?"

22. *Hits 5 minutes*

23. "Lol ok I'm done; that's enough. Moving on."

24. "Actually, that was a pretty good workout for the first day. I deserve a snack."

25. *Leaves and eats Whataburger*

*Never returns to the gym ever ever again. The end.*

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