1. Aw, I love this cute little show about aliens and the FBI.
2. “Fox Mulder” ...he’s not lying whAT A FOX.
3. Am I in love with Gillian Anderson?
4. (...yes.)
5. Okay, but, what even is an “X-File?”
6. Am I an X-File?
7. *Googles* Wait, they’re not real? Is anything real?
8. Mulder: *makes a cynical joke* Me: I will punch you in your cute face, Agent Mulder.
9. Me after one episode:
10. How has Skinner not fired Mulder yet?
11. But Skinner is stuck reading a Ph.D. dissertation about mortality and the human condition.
12. And Mulder probably cried on it.
13. Oh, wow! This episode is set near my house!
14. ...Better not leave for the next three days. Just to be safe.
15. *looking around at my group of friends* So, which one of us would be Cigarette Man?
16. Mulder: “Do you think I’m spooky?” Me: *cries*
17. *calling my friend* Mulder, it’s me.
18. SCULLAAAAAAAAAY
19. Scully: *does literally anything* Me:
20. Mulder: *does literally anything* Me: