OK, as we all know, the spring season of "The Bachelor" is now upon us. This being the ever-so-popular show that so many girls (and I'm sure, some guys being forced by their girlfriends to watch) love. Ben Higgins is the bachelor this season, and I have looked forward to this premiere for quite some time now. As I turned on my T.V. that Monday night, here are some thoughts I had while watching the premiere of "The Bachelor:"
1. Why is Ben so attractive?
2. How is Ben single?
3. OK, these girls are pretty.
4. Should I try and be on this show when I'm older?
5. Nah. That was the dumbest idea I've ever had.
6. Twins? Um, is he supposed to marry both?
7. Wow, Ben is a babe.
8. OK, who shows up in a unicorn mask?
9. Lace... why you have to be so rude?
10. I'm rooting for Caila.
11. Or maybe Olivia.
12. OK, I'm definitely rooting for the pony.
13. But wait, I still want Ben for myself.
14. Did this girl just wake up that morning and say, "I'm gonna dress up as the first impression rose?"
15. Commercial time; I need some popcorn to go with this drama.
16. Becca and Amber are back!
17. Why didn't Kaitlin pick Ben?
18. I would have.
19. I would be sweating if that first impression rose was sitting right in front of me.
20. Chris Harrison has the best job ever.
21. This season has drama already and it's only three minutes in.
22. Good, I'm feeling an extra dramatic season.