So you're hopping on an airplane to travel the world because traveling is one of the greatest gifts that this world gives us. The ability to see new cultures and new people all in the matter of hours thanks to different forms or transportation. Today we're talking about airplanes... and airports. I am sitting in an airport currently and 1000 things are running through my head so I have decided to make a list and hopefully, you can relate to some of them.
1. I am hungry.
2. I am hungry but I don't want to spend 100k for a subway sandwich.
3. OMG, so many hotties.
4. I want to marry a pilot they are complete babes.
5. Maybe they're so hot because of the uniform?
6. Maybe they're just hot?
7. MY FLIGHT'S DELAYED, WTF.
8. Okay, this is nuts, I just want to arrive in paradise and not look out the airport window all freaking day.
9. I would love to travel for a living.
10. No, you don't, you'll get airplane sick and die.
11. OMG, I hear a crying baby.
12. Why did those parents just change this kid's diaper in the middle of the airport?
13. I will actually die if this crying baby is next to me on the plane.
14. I am tired.
15. People watching is gold in airports.
16. I need a drink.
17. Or 20 drinks.
18. OMG, I just witnessed someone wipe out, and I hope I wasn't the only person to witness that.
19. I was definitely the only person to witness that.
20. Now I just have to laugh alone.
21. I have no problem laughing alone because that was so funny.
22. OMG, this lady has toilet paper hanging from her shoe and she doesn't even know.
23. Should I tell her? Or just let her clean the floor with it?
24. Oh my gosh, that hot pilot just told her she had toilet paper hanging from her shoe.
25. Now they are laughing...
26. Okay, they just exchanged phone numbers....
27. CLEARLY I NEED TO GO GET TOILET PAPER AND ATTACH IT TO MY FEET TO GET THE BABES.
Needless to say, you experience a lot of things while sitting in an airport. A lot of thoughts go through your head, and a lot of people pass by. Sitting in an airport is prime time for people watching and thanking your inner self that you're somewhat normal, because boy oh boy, some people cruising through the airport are interesting ones. So next time you're sitting in an airport, take it all in, all of the good, all of the bad, and even all of the extremely strange. It's a great place to think.
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