"Time for some deforestation!"
"Dang. When was the last time I did this?"
"Who sang this song again? It makes me wanna dance."
"do. not. start. dancing."
"Okay okay. Concentrate. Remember what happened the last time?"
**shreds air guitar**
"Men literally have no idea what it's like to be a woman until you have to shave your kneecaps."
"Where the heck is all this blood coming from?"
"Lovely. Nice going, Celine.
"Why won't this tiny cut stop bleeding? It's like I just severed an artery or something."
"Oh the smooth! Why don't I do this more often?"
"I have hairless legs. No one can tell me ANYTHING today."
"I feel like I can cure cancer right now."
"See you in 2 hours, fur babies!"