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Thoughts While Driving As Told By "The Office"

Everyone has had at least a few of these thoughts while driving.

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Thoughts While Driving As Told By "The Office"
John Durant

Driving on the highway is a royal pain, especially if you're driving through a major city. People cut you off, you get behind a slow driver, somebody is tailgating you, and you curse under your breath and just wish that teleporting was actually a thing. Whether you remain calm or you have some serious road rage, everyone has had at least a few of these thoughts while driving.

1. When somebody puts their blinker on and you slow down to let them over, but they just continue to drive in the lane they're in:

2. When you're cruising along and then you see everyone's break lights come on and before you know it you're stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic:

3. When a lane is ending and instead of immediately getting over, the person speeds up and tries to cut everyone off:

4. ...but everyone in front of you teams up to not let him/her over:

5. When somebody drives slow in the fast lane:

6. Is it really that hard to use your blinker?

7. When the person behind you thinks you're going to slow (even though you're going 10 over the speed limit) so they pass you and end up behind somebody going slower than you:

8. When you have to sneeze while driving:

9. When you really have to pee and you're about to hit your 17th red light:

10. When you finally pull into the driveway after a long day:

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