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My Thoughts While Dining In The UC On 2-15-17

I have many interesting thoughts while dining on whatever is being served.

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My Thoughts While Dining In The UC On 2-15-17
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1. This Sloppy Joe looks a little sketchy. I'm not sure if I want to eat it.

It smells like canned Sloppy Joe, like that Manwich stuff. Yep, it is. At least it is not as disappointing as the food yesterday and the day before that and the day before that...

2. Why are the guys over there being so nosiy?

Maybe I'm trying to have a civilized conversation with the people I am sitting with!

3. Actually, this sandwich is disappointing.

Why am I surprised? It's so bad I can't even compare it to my mom's Sloppy Joe. Man, I would kill for that right now.

4. I'm going to get a salad to try to be healthy.

This is the fifth salad I've eaten this week. Lord give me strength to get through one more semester of this food.

5.That guy is pretty cute.

He's got nice hair.

6. SHOOT. HE'S LOOKING OVER HERE.

Act calm. I really hope there isn't food on my face.

7. This is such a great conversation we are having.

Why haven't gotten to know each other better before this??

8. I hope my stomach can stand this Sloppy Joe.

I really don't want to wake up in the middle of the night. I've got class at 9:30, I need my sleep.

9. This salad is actually terrible.

Pretty sure this lettuce has been sitting out for like two days. It looks so limp.

10. THOSE GUYS ARE STILL BEING LOUD.

*Major eye roll*

11. I got here at 5:10 and it is 6:45.

But hey, just had the best conversation ever.

12. Till next time UC food.

One more semester. Lord, let my stomach hold out that long.

13. Time to go play my ukulele.

Can you settle your stomach with music?


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