Sometimes, we walk around with all these thoughts, brimming.
Sometimes, the thoughts should be shoved into different drawers inside the mind — in hidden crevices where we'll never find them again.
Some thoughts are just annoying. Some are disturbing. Some are uplifting...
And some, like the following 10, are just downright stupidly amusing:
1. "Wow. Walking to class while texting never ends well and yet what am I doing right after I bump into my professor? Texting my friend how I just ran into our cute professor..."
2. "You're online, ordering a sandwich and you know exactly what you want to order. All of a sudden, the orders of the people in front of you start sounding pretty swell too. You think for 15 minutes about your new order. What do you say when it's your turn? Oh, well...your original order."
3. "I swear I feel so bloated, I am heading off to that gym. I am doing it! No, I really mean it this time...I do"... *never goes to gym*
4. "I really should stop spending so much money.... but this is such a worthy cause!! *it's just Taco Bell*
5. You go through waves of thinking that grades are just a number to the thought, "THESE NUMBERS TRULY DEFINE ME..."
6. "Why are the ads on my explorer and discovery pages creepily accurate with what I've been looking up? Big Brother is truly real..." *looks at camera button at the top of the computer*
7. "I really...god...I really wanna make something of myself" *plays Netflix for five hours*
8. "What if I just screamed really loud in the middle of class?...Just like...let loose.."
9. "Uh, I hate my friends...no, wait, I love my friends...but goodness gracious they can be so freaking annoying."
10. "Let's see what the ugliest face I can make in the mirror is..." *immediate regret* "It's just my actual face"
