If you didn't just watch The Bachelorette, what the heck are you doing with your life? Yes, I know there have been 13 seasons already but STILL. Like many others, I religiously tune into ABC every Monday night of my life. And, yes, I go through Bachelor/ette withdrawals every season when they're done filming.
But no worries, it's back now and here are the thoughts I'm having all over again as this season of The Bachelorette starts up again:
1. Why don't I see these FINE men in real life?
Like ever?
2. Her laugh is SO fake.
Please either learn to enjoy life for real or say nothing.
3. He's gay.
Yes, he may be trying to deny it... but he's WAY gay.
4. Where do they FIND these crazies? 
NOBODY WEARS LOAFERS WITHOUT SOCKS.
5. All their haircuts are the SAME.
Every single white male has the long top and short sides hair, with the swoosh. Why?
6. Chris Harrison's a divorced man hosting a relationship show?
And expecting 100% happy marriages? He might bring some bad juju... who knows.
7. These 'first impressions' SUCK.
Play with clay? With acrylics? Nah. I'd rather spend time talking not remembering pre-school.
8. They 100% bring on a complete CRAZY PERSON each season. 
I don't think people like this really exist if you randomly pulled 30 men from the United States... just saying.
9. F**K COMMERCIALS!
I WANT TO SEE BECCA TALKING TO CHATTY BOY AND DUNK BOY!
10. There's not enough wine in that place. 
Does she ever not have a drink in her hand?
11. That joke is NOT gold.
It may not have been the corniest joke I've ever heard, but still. Not gold.
12. This is going to be a LONG season.
I never warm up to any of the men until WAY deep in the season, and each season more and more men SUCK.
13. Don't her feet hurt?
They film this over 12 hours... I don't know if I could walk 12 hours in those high heeled ass shoes.
14. Is the love at the end even real?
It all seems so weird... Sometimes the couples suck or break-up, so why do I continue to watch this? Help.
15. So much shit has gone down in that mansion...
Not even just from The Bachelorette, but ALSO from The Bachelor. Some of these men need therapy.
16. When does she go to the bathroom?
There are over 12 hours of straight filming...
17. He could be good.
Brown hair, hazel eyes (aka my fi·an·cé )... he could be a good one. We shall see.
18. Do these people eat?
Again, it's so many hours of filming straight. I'd need food.
19. How does she remember all these guys' names?
I just remember them by things like the chicken guy, bright gray suit guy, text message boy, etc...
20. I hate him.
Please don't give him a rose... PLEASE.
21. I've never seen so many Michaels and Nicks in one show... 
There's like three of each.
22. Why is there drama on the first night?
Y'all don't even know each other... like what is happening?
23. That was two hours?
Now I have to wait a week to watch again!!!
Whether you've seen The Bachelorette or not, it's never too late to join the crazy!
