Recommended for you

Start writing a post

Entertainment

20 Thoughts Every Girl Has While Watching 'The Bachelor' Every Monday

Grab your friends and some cheap rosé, it's Monday.

Kylee Pearl

Feb 25, 2019

East Carolina University

5367

20 Thoughts Every Girl Has While Watching 'The Bachelor' Every Monday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt_snqn6PYU

1. I could totally be on this show.

media.giphy.com

I just have to get 20 pounds thinner and 10 times cuter and we're good to go.

2. I could never be on this show.

media.giphy.com

I like pasta and not confronting my feelings, so never mind.

3. Why do they never eat the food?

media.giphy.com

No one eats on the one-on-one dates. NO ONE.

4. How are they all so fit?

media.giphy.com

Let's be real, they are all way too attractive.

5. If someone took me up in a helicopter, I would kiss him.

media.giphy.com

Just looking for a man who would take me on a helicopter ride. Please and thank you.

6. I wonder what my limo entrance would be...

media.giphy.com

Maybe not a box of dead butterflies.

7. He's so hot.

media.giphy.com

They never pick an ugly man, that's all I'm sayin'.

8. That chick is crazy.

media.giphy.com

Who you may ask? All of them.

9. Honestly, if I was there I'd just drink and have a good time.

media.giphy.com

Free drinks all day, every day. I repeat, free drinks.

10. Wow, that kiss happened fast.

media.giphy.com

But so does everything in this godforsaken show, so who am I to judge?

11. How could he send HER home?

media.giphy.com

I get emotionally attached to these girls. You can't just send them home willy-nilly.

12. Where can I find a man that will take me on extravagant dates and wear suits and have a six pack?

media.giphy.com

*cough cough* Where you at home boy?

13. Are we really going there?

media.giphy.com

Yep.

14. This is so stupid.

media.giphy.com

Why am I devoting 3 hours every week to watch girls fight over a dude they barely know just to get a dead flower and a ring they don't pay for?

15. Awww

media.giphy.com

Ok, ok, it's cute sometimes...

16. I love this. I love everything about this.

media.giphy.com

I'm here. I'm committed.

17. This is fake.

media.giphy.com

Almost as fake as the boobs.

18. Oh no, she actually really likes him.

media.giphy.com

Abort. Abort.

19. What?

media.giphy.com

This sh** cray.

20. They're going to paradise.

media.giphy.com

Can't wait. BIP is the best thing to come out of this whole franchise.

Is this a terrible show? Yes. Does it give people an unrealistic representation of love and relationships? Hell yes. Will I still watch it every day for as long as they give it to me? You bet your sweet pippy.

'The Bachelor' is a lifestyle, a commitment, a way of being apart of something bigger than myself. (Don't judge.)

Report this Content

This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.

Student Life

12 Most Annoying Things About Working In Sales

No, I can't help you.

Oakland University

509

Working with the public can be a job, in and of itself. Some people are just plain rude for no reason. But regardless of how your day is going, always having to be in the best of moods, or at least act like it... right?

1. When a customer wants to return a product, hands you the receipt, where is printed "ALL SALES ARE FINAL" in all caps.

2. Just because you might be having a bad day, and you're in a crappy mood, doesn't make it okay for you to yell at me or be rude to me. I'm a person with feelings, just like you.

3. People refusing to be put on hold when a customer is standing right in front of you. Oh, how I wish I could just hang up on you!

Keep Reading...Show less

sales

Entertainment

11 Things That Happen When You Suffer From Resting B*tch Face

It's just my face, I swear.

Christopher Newport University

303

Hercampus.com

RBF, or resting b*tch face, is a serious condition that many people suffer from worldwide. Suffers are often bombarded with daily questions such as "Are you OK?" and "Why are you so mad?" If you have RBF, you've probably had numerous people tell you to "just smile!"

While this question trend can get annoying, there are a couple of pros to having RBF.

Keep Reading...Show less

rbf

Lifestyle

16 Things Blondes Are Tired Of Hearing

Please hold your blonde joke.

Rutgers University

344

Yify

Another day, another Elle Woods comment. Can’t us blondes get through the day without someone harping at us over the typical stereotypes about who we are? I never understood why a person was judged based upon the hair color they were born with, or the hair color they choose to have (unless you dye your hair blue like Kylie Jenner, I’m still trying to understand why that’s a trend). Nevertheless, as it should be assumed, not everyone is the same. Not all blondes like bright colors and Lilly Pulitzer, and not all blondes claim to identify with Marilyn Monroe. I think the best suggestion to give to people before they make such radical claims is to stop judging a book by its cover. Or in this case, stop judging a blonde by her hair color.

Keep Reading...Show less

blonde

Entertainment

A Year At JMU As Told By 'Bob's Burgers'

The world's greatest university meets the world's greatest show.

James Madison

1543

collegian.com

A year at JMU promises many great adventures. The journey of becoming a duke and learning what being a duke is all about is really exciting and a lot of fun. Of course, we all know that James Madison University is the greatest university in Virginia (perhaps even the entire country). There are many events and moments at JMU that are cherished and remembered by all dukes.

Keep Reading...Show less

bobs burgers

Entertainment

15 Things That Happen On Your Birthday

Do you have a small get-together or throw a big bash?

University of Southern California

5309

My birthday has never been my favorite holiday. I've found that I'm more excited to celebrate my friends' and family members' birthdays more than my own. I don't like being the center of attention, so I usually celebrate over dinner with a small group of family and friends. This way, I can enjoy myself naturally without feeling like I have to entertain everyone and make sure they are satisfied. In the past when I've had large parties, I was so nervous that people weren't perfectly content that I didn't enjoy myself at my own celebration.

Keep Reading...Show less

birthday

Recommended for you

20 Thoughts Every Girl Has While Watching 'The Bachelor' Every Monday

Grab your friends and some cheap rosé, it's Monday.

In This Article:

1. I could totally be on this show.

2. I could never be on this show.

3. Why do they never eat the food?

4. How are they all so fit?

5. If someone took me up in a helicopter, I would kiss him.

6. I wonder what my limo entrance would be...

7. He's so hot.

8. That chick is crazy.

9. Honestly, if I was there I'd just drink and have a good time.

10. Wow, that kiss happened fast.

11. How could he send HER home?

12. Where can I find a man that will take me on extravagant dates and wear suits and have a six pack?

13. Are we really going there?

14. This is so stupid.

15. Awww

16. I love this. I love everything about this.

17. This is fake.

18. Oh no, she actually really likes him.

19. What?

20. They're going to paradise.

Subscribe to our Newsletter

No, I can't help you.

1. When a customer wants to return a product, hands you the receipt, where is printed "ALL SALES ARE FINAL" in all caps.

2. Just because you might be having a bad day, and you're in a crappy mood, doesn't make it okay for you to yell at me or be rude to me. I'm a person with feelings, just like you.

3. People refusing to be put on hold when a customer is standing right in front of you. Oh, how I wish I could just hang up on you!

4. Having the same conversations over and over again! To be honest I really don't even want to talk to you right now, or have this fake ass smile on my face!

5. Always having to have a smile on your face. I promise I'm not as happy as I may look!

6. Customers not understanding that sometimes, mistakes happen. I am a human being, we all mess up sometimes!

7. Having the boss from hell, it's their way or the highway! Even though I did my job correctly and efficiently, if I don't do it the exact way you do, I'm a piece of shit.

8. Having coworker who don't help out, who bend the rules just enough to screw you over.

9. Having to be at work after closing because a customer is taking forever and half! Not like I'd like to go home or anything!

10. Having shitty hours and more shifts than you asked for. Just because we don't have enough workers, doesn't mean I want to pick up every shift that you cant cover, oh great boss of mine!

11. Not having time for a social life. It gets old saying, "I can't I have work..." Every day of the week!

12. Having that lazy costumer who can't do anything for themselves... no please I'll get that, it's no problem at all!

It's just my face, I swear.

1. When you meet new people, they automatically assume you hate them or are rude.

2. People are constantly asking you if you're OK.

3. After being friends with someone for a while, they confess to you, "I thought you were so mean when I first met you," or, "I thought you hated me."

4. You get told to smile more, but they don't understand how scary that would be.

5. You're always labeled as seeming "judgy."

6. Passing a friend with your RBF in full force and not realizing you just shot them a death glare.

7. Being sarcastic, but everyone thinks you're outright rude.

8. Not knowing how mean you really look until you see a picture of yourself in resting face.

9. Your apologies never sound sincere because of your emotionless face.

10. Your "mad face" scares you.

11. And, lastly, people are constantly asking you if you are happy or having a good time because you look bored to death.

Please hold your blonde joke.

1. "Is Elle Woods your spirit animal?"

2. "Is that your natural hair color?"

3. "Oh wow, you get good grades at school?"

4. "You must really like the color pink!"

5. "You’re probably not into sports, right?"

6. "You must have such a bubbly personality."

7. "Your wardrobe must consist of all things preppy."

8. "What sorority are you in?"

9. "You were probably a cheerleader in high school."

10. "You look like you’re from L.A. because your hair is so light."

11. "You definitely like Pumpkin Spiced Lattes from Starbucks!"

12. "Do you actually think blondes have more fun?"

13. "You must encompass the typical “white girl” stereotype."

14. "Is that daddy’s credit card you’re using?"

15. "So all of your friends are blonde too?"

16. "I’m surprised about you; I thought you would be a lot ditsier."

The world's greatest university meets the world's greatest show.

1. When you get your acceptance letter

2. When you try to figure out how class enrollment works

3. When it’s move in day

4. When you arrive on campus and see all of the attractive people

5. FROG Week

6. When you find your squad

7. When you visit DHall (RIP) or EHall for the first time

8. When you take on way too many credits

9. When you go to your first party at JMU

10. When the rival school shows up for the homecoming game (or any game really)

11. Sunday Brunch

12. When you see the infamous “preacher” for the first time

Subscribe to our
Newsletter