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33 Thoughts I Had While Watching The Golden Globes

I really need to see "La La Land" ASAP.

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33 Thoughts I Had While Watching The Golden Globes
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Let me just say it, I love award shows. I think it's so fun to see all of my favorite celebrities in one place celebrating all of the great pieces that came out throughout the past year. The Golden Globes on January 8th certainly did not disappoint. Here are some of the thoughts I had while watching this stellar award show.


1. I've heard of none of these movies so far and I think I know only half of the shows. I watch TV all the time, I don't understand.

2. Jimmy Fallon is hilarious and actually kind of cute in a strange way. Is that weird to say?

3. These accents are making me swoon. Even the old bald guy with the glasses.

4. Clearly, the biggest trend tonight is the deep V dress. I could never pull that off. #flatchested

5. Rachel Bloom stuffing her face with cake as they announce nominees is literally me always.

6. Wow, I should go see "La La Land"…

7. So. Many. Sparkles.

8. Tracee Ellis Ross, you go girl.

9. Omg Aaron Taylor-Johnson thanking his wife and kids is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. I’m crying and I didn’t even know who this guy was five minutes ago.

10. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are literally relationship goals. Just look at them!

11. Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are in a close tie. As well as John Legend and Chrissy Teigen, because how not?

12. *fingers crossed* chants “This Is Us, This Is Us, This Is Us come on...”

13. Are you kidding me, how has "This Is Us" not won yet?

14. Carrie Underwood looks like a bouquet of flowers...but she's gorgeous nonetheless and she probably smells great, so whatever.

15. Okay, yeah, I REALLY need to see "La La Land."

16. Viola Davis is hands down the baddest woman in the game.

17. I think Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn are trying to be funny, but they just sound drunk. I don’t get it.

18. Heeeeyyyy Ryan Gosling…

19. Oh my God, Ryan, you’re making me cry.

20. RYAN STOP IT, I’M REALLY CRYING.

21. Emma Stone is my spirit animal.

22. They’re making another "Despicable Me"..? Is that really what the world needs right now?

23. But, Kristin Wiig and Steve Carell are hilarious, so I get it.

24. Why don’t I have a British accent yet?

25. Is Meryl Streep actually going there right now…?

26. SHE WENT THERE. #MerylForPrez

27. Seriously, what’s with all the beards? Even you, Chris Pine? Ugh.

28. Wow, these actors are real, just like me. Maybe my first job of serving hot dogs and nachos will get me to the big screen too.

29. How is Damien Chazelle a director? He looks 17 years old.

30. Mandy Moore is FLAWLESS.

31. Emma Stone has come so far from "Easy A." Thanks for being amazing, creative, and inspiring.


32. I would probably attack Leonardo DiCaprio and kiss him if he gave me an award too.

33. How much do you think that bottle of Rosé in the middle of the table costs? Asking for a friend.

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