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11 Thoughts Every Girl Has When They Wake Up In The Middle Of The Night And Can't Fall Back Asleep

Is this really happening to me right now?

Abby Johnson
Sep 04, 2018
Longwood
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Imagine this: you're snuggling up in bed after a long day, you've got your teddy bear by your side and you're mindlessly scrolling through Instagram.

You're eyes are getting sleepy, you turn off your light and fall asleep. You think to yourself how nice it's going to be when you wake up the next morning. Get the picture? Now, imagine this dream of yours being crushed as you wake up at 2 am thinking, "why the eff is this even happening to me?"

1. "Sleep is for the weak, and I am weak."

2. "If I have to wake up at 8am, that leaves me 4 hours, 36 minutes and 22 seconds to fall back asleep."

3. "Ugh, this is so annoying."

4. *picks up phone and insta stalks your ex-boyfriend's cousin's roommate.*

5. "Wow, now I'm super hungry and could really go for some mozzarella sticks." 

6. "Do I get up or stay in bed and try to sleep some more?"

7. "Why am I still single?"

8. "Now would be a great time to catch up on Bachelor in Paradise."

9. "Who invented gummy bears, and why aren't their gummy giraffes or gummy elephants?" 

10. "Holy sh*t why is it soooo hot in here?" 

11. *dangles foot of bed" "OMG my foot's going to get ripped off by the murderer under my bed."

After all these thoughts run through your head, you finally begin to feel tired enough to fall back asleep, just to figure out your alarm goes off in 20 minutes.

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