"Hello," it’s finally here. Adele’s new song. After a three-year drought, Adele is back and better than ever. "Hello," the first single off "25," is making everyone think back to every single lost relationship they thought they had forgotten about. Adele is proving to everyone that starting a family won’t phase her and her ability to produce tear-jerking music. No one would’ve guessed that her last album could be topped, but after listening to just one song from "25," it very well might be possible. The audience Adele's ballads affect has no boundaries. No matter how many times you listen to this song, these things are bound to go through your mind.
- Yes iTunes, I have already preordered this album. Duh.
- Wait, why am I already crying?
- I didn’t think I could cry this much because of a song.
- Why can’t I sing like her?
- If I tweet these lyrics, will he know I’m tweeting about him?
- Damn, he totally will.
- Oh my gosh here comes the chorus!
- HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE.
- Am I really still crying?
- Let’s just give all the awards to her right now.
- I wonder how my boyfriend from freshman year of high school is doing?
- Maybe I should call him.
- Maybe not, that might be weird. Dang it, Adele.
- Why can’t I memorize my anatomy terms like I’ve memorized these lyrics?
- I wonder how that boy I made eye contact with in the hallway last Tuesday is doing?
- How could anyone not like Adele?
- They probably don’t like puppies either.
- I never want to get sick of this song.
- Ha, like that would happen.
- Can I twerk to this?
- Maybe I can.
- It’s in my Top 25 Most Played already?
- Adele is perfect.
- Even her eyeliner is on point.
- She should make a makeup tutorial (also a how-to-be-perfect tutorial).
I can’t wait to say hello to the rest of the album. [Heart eye emoji.]