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Thoughts That Go Through Your Head While Sitting At IHOP At 10PM

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Oct 31, 2016

Thoughts That Go Through Your Head While Sitting At IHOP At 10PM

Mac and cheese? You can get that at IHOP? Yes, you can!!! And it's safe to say that I've gotten lots of people hooked in the past couple months and I have no regrets. And as I'm sitting at my IHOP table at 10 on a Tuesday night, it is only fitting that we discuss it properly. Below are some of my late night thoughts about IHOP that correspond quite well with my thoughts in general. If you're hooked by the end, there is always room to squeeze more people into the car.

Is it too late for breakfast?

I wonder if I can get the senior discount for being the only one here.

Will I bring my kids here in 10 years?

Will the waiter spit in my food since we are here an hour before closing?

What is the cutoff age on the kids menu?

Can I still order off of it?

Will our waiter judge me for ordering fruit as my side dish?

Should I ask for an IHOP gift card for Christmas?

How many pancakes can I get with a $20 gift card?

I need to remember to put that on my Christmas list.

How much money have I spent on pancakes in the past two months?

Too much.

I think my bank account is overdrawn.

This is sad and hard.

#strugglebus

I'm gonna get a kids Mac and cheese.

Will my waiter judge me if I get that?

Should I get two?

It's only like a few hundred calories.

Maybe I'll get one for here and one to go.

Breakfast tomorrow!!

What makes this Mac and cheese so different from all the rest?

It's all Kraft I think.

TELL ME ALL YOUR SECRETS IHOP.

Why are there so many syrup options?

Who even likes butter pecan syrup?

I wonder if Obama ever goes to IHOP.

If I were President everyone would eat IHOP for free all the time.

But then IHOP would go out of business.

Sorry IHOP.

IHOP FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

Do you think they take venmo?

Do they take starving sophomores looking for love and Mac and cheese?

This Mac and cheese is SO GOOD.

SOOOOOO GOOD.

I'm gonna make an IHOP foodstagram.

Follow for follow!!

Only if you like IHOP though.

*Changes Facebook status to "It's complicated" with this Mac and cheese.

Maybe I should be an IHOP waiter for Halloween.

This is why I'm single.

No more Mac and cheese for this gal.

I think I'm gonna order a second portion.

Is it too late to order pancakes?

Shoutout to IHOP for always helping me come hungry and leave happy.

I love you, IHOP.

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All names should be "unisex names."

1. Communicating via email can be awkward.

2. Appointments usually accompany weird looks.

3. Introducing yourself to someone is never without a hitch.

4. You’ve probably thought about changing your name.

5. You’re often asked why you have the name you do.

6. You get excited when you meet someone of your gender with your name.

7. You feel awkward when you meet someone of the opposite gender with your name.

8. You’ve had someone say to you, “I knew a [your name], but they were [your opposite gender].”

9. You’ve heard a bad joke/pick-up line or two about your name before.

10. People are surprised when they see you.

11. You’re extra sensitive to other unique or unisex names.

12. You’ve fought with your parents about it.

13. All things considered, you’re happy your name makes you unique.

You know that all of these things apply to you. You'll just never tell.

I get it... I'm pale.

1. At least I can't lose you in a crowd!

2. Oh my goodness your skin is like glow-in-the-dark.

3. Can't you just get fake tan?

4. Do you tan or just burn?

5. Your kids are going to look like Casper the Friendly Ghost!

6. *holds arm against your arm* Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. *holds pale arm against another pale arm* Aw, at least you're darker than her!

8. I laid out by the pool almost every day over break!

9. I haven't used sunscreen since I was, like, five.

10. *adjusts selfie lighting to their face* Oops, where'd you go??

11. *after working out* Your face is SO red!

12. *wears white* Look! You're all one color!

13. You need to get some sun.

14. Aren't you excited for summer?

The struggle bus is real.

1. Child prodigies:

2. Hearing other musicians in the practice room next door and accepting that you will never be as talented as them:

3. That anxiety that takes over before every performance:

4. Taking a million 0 credit classes:

5. When there's a paper due the next day, but you have to attend yet another concert in order to pass a 0 credit class:

6. When your friends try to encourage you after a performance, even though you are criticizing everything in your mind:

7. Knowing that there's always that one professor during juries:

8. The oh-so-attractive band/choir uniforms:

9. Realizing that a college campus is maybe not the best atmosphere to finish your latest composition:

10. Hearing "Oh, you sing opera? I LOVE Phantom of the Opera!" for the hundredth time:

11. When people think finals week is a breeze for you.

12. When you're drowning in the stress that comes with 18+ credits (and not to mention all those 0 credit classes) and people ask you how you are:

13. When it all comes down to it, though, you know that at the end of the day, music is your passion:

Because you need it in your life.

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6. holds arm against your arm Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. holds pale arm against another pale arm Aw, at least you're darker than her!

10. adjusts selfie lighting to their face Oops, where'd you go??

11. after working out Your face is SO red!

12. wears white Look! You're all one color!