One minute you're watching really fit people on T.V. and the next minute you're telling your running-obsessed friend you would love to go running with them.
1. You can do this. You loved running a month ago, you just took a break but you'll be fine.
2. Dang it, I have to find my pace again
3. I guess I could go faster... oh, no no no no, go slower
4. Am I sweating or am I crying?
5. Not even half a mile yet? I feel like I've been running for HOURS.
6. Ah, I haven't felt my legs cry in so long.
7. Come on people, just keep passing the 21-year-old who can't run a mile.
8. If I stopped right now I could get in a great nap...
9. Ya know, I'm pretty happy with my chubby body
10. Why run when I can drive?
Peace out, runners.