- This has to be a joke. Were they purposely trying to screw me over with carpet floors? How is the other end of the line going to hear my cue when I stomp? This sucks we should all just go home.
2. Why are there so many people here. Were they all required to come here? We’re really quite boring.
3. We should have gotten masks that covered our whole face.
4. Oh my gosh so many greetings. Why are you guys so annoying stop cheering
before we greet you. You’re messing up the pattern we have practiced and I don’t want to have to use my brain up here.
5. Oh finally the worst part is here. Information recitation. I forgot everything can I make something up.
6. Lmaoo we’re all drinking from the same juice box line sisters. So much backwash but I get to drink first so lol at you guys.
7. Oh no it’s time for big introductions. This is so embarrassing maybe my big will be in the bathroom...nope front row staring at me with a huge smile. Great.
8. Thank gosh my non-sorority good friend is still supporting me in the back of the room. Okay look at her pretend I’m serenading her. I could be wearing a towel over my head and she would still clap.
9. Finally time to do the stroll. Wait do I know how to do this routine in a circle? Dang it. I should have practiced more than once 2 weeks ago.
10. I’m done. It’s finally over. I didn’t think this day would actually come. 
