What is summer without a guilty pleasure? Over 6.5 million Americans call this season of the Bachelorette their Monday night go to for television. Season 12 has proved to be satisfyingly dramatic and ridiculous. Even though the super villain Chad was finally sent home, we can still talk about him and why we've spent the last few weeks loving to hate him. We can also discuss the other ludicrous events that have happened on the show thus far. Previous Bachelor Sean Lowe loves talking about the Bachelorette. Every Monday night he can be found live tweeting and letting America know what he thinks of each of the participants, including monster Chad and the questionable Evan.

I know Sean and I aren't the only ones thinking that these people are crazy, but just in case we are, I'm going to let you in on what we've concluded about the season.

How does JoJo always look so damn good?!

Seriously this woman is flawless.

What kind of screening process do these dudes go through to get on this show?

Like do the producers have a checklist? "Oh, we got the douchebag spot filled, check!" "We're still looking for someone with a sad background story!"

Where did the security guard come from?

How much does he get paid? Who hired him? What does he think about 20 dudes needing a security guard?

This dude's occupation is "Canadian."

That's almost as bad as last season's "twins" from Las Vegas. Did he have to get a Visa to come to America for the show?

Evan, the erectile function doctor...

He is very uh ballsy.

What is Chad's mother thinking of her son right now?

She has to embarrassed by her son's performance. I'm sure she did not raise him to be a selfish pig. Speaking of being a pig...

Why do they only show Chad eating?

I'm sure he does indeed eat a lot, but the other guys have to eat too. Also, who caters all of this food? What if someone is vegan or has allergies? Who is in charge of this?

Does Aaron Rogers watch the show?

Was he the one who encouraged Jordan to go on the show?

Jordan Rogers has to win.

It's obvious, right? How could you resist him. But also, was it awkward for him to see Ben Roethlisberger on their group date? He could have been successful like him, but instead he's on a reality TV show looking for love.

And finally...

Thanks to Sean Lowe for tweeting my thoughts and to ABC for giving my Monday nights a purpose.