Probably the most confusing 13 minutes in my life. Maybe you loved the show or you hated it, but I decided to chronicle my experience for you.
1. I am so excited
OK, Maroon 5 is one one of my absolute favorite bands! This better be good. OK, their stage is in the shape of the "M" of Maroon 5. That's cool. Oh wait, for a performance like this we could have gotten a liiitttllle more creative. But it's alright, I can live with it. Oh, yay, pyrotechnics!
2. Is Travis Scott going to propose???
This would be pretty epic. But due to respect for the football players and everyone involved, I sorta hoped this wouldn't happen. Not everything has to be about the Kardashians, guys.
3. What in the world is with Adam Levine’s jackets?
What baffles me about this is he could have worn anything. In fact, someone probably gets paid to decide what he should wear. Pink and orange on a jacket for a male? He's already hot. He didn't have to do anything. Also, aren't you sweating??? Next time, just a black shirt will work. I guess you are allowed to wear whatever you want when you are talented beyond belief.
3. OMG Travis Scott is on stage and I’m waiting for the “Fire Proposal”
Catch me trying to strike a balance between busting a move to "Sicko Mode" and trying to listen for the proposal.
5. When Travis Scott crowd surfed and the planet stopped rotating
Did he really just do that??? He sang like one song and then thought he was entitled to fall back into the crowd(whilst wearing a fanny pack). No proposal and he's too lazy to even walk off the stage. But let's be real, "Sicko Mode" was dope. I can forgive him for this.
6. Adam Levine dancing with Travis Scott
This reminded me of every teen movie where someone tries to fit in with the cool group. Maybe this is why Travis jumped into the crowd.
7. Are there really no women in this performance?
Anyone remember when Lady Gaga dropped down from the ceiling and slayed everyone? Where is the big moment like that, people?!? I'm left wanting more.
8. "She Will Be Loved"
Crying in the clubbbbbb. How magical. I mean the lights in the sky. Yes. Yes. Yes. *Waits for someone to tap on my window and knock on my door and make me feel beautiful*
9. Holy Sh*t is that Outkast?!
I really liked this part! What a baller move rolling up in that hot car, and in my opinion, sort of saving this performance. Except no one I was with knew who Outkast was so that was sad. If you saw this part, you wanted Big Boi's fur coat. Don't lie about it. #iloungeinfur. I like that they repped Atlanta, woo! Home of my favorite airport! OMFG, Adam Levine is in yet ANOTHER jacket.
10. The tank top to end all tank tops
Adam Levine ripped off his jacket and shook the world when he showed off a tank top which was not just any tank top. Some have compared it to a throw pillow and they're not wrong. My biggest issue with this is that his tank is BROWN and he is wearing BLACK jeans. I can't think of anyone who could pull off this tank. Not even the Hadids. Not even them, Levine, not even them. Behati Prinsloo must have been shaking her head and/or filing for divorce.
11. The stripping ain't over yet, folks
So if the jacket rip-off-to-the-tank-transition wasn't enough for you, Levine bares all. I can only suspect this occurred because he looked down and REALIZED WHAT HE WAS WEARING. But not mad about the shirtless part. Coulda done without the necklaces, but whatever.
12. Was that it?!
I feel underwhelmed to say the least. Nothing really happened during that whole performance. Better luck next year I guess.
