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Thoughts of a Shopaholic

Too many shoes? What's that supposed to mean?

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Do you feel that Bergdorf Goodman is your temple? Are you in a committed relationship with your credit card? Is shopping your outlet of getting rid of stress? Would you rather go shopping than spend the day relaxing in the beach? If so, you are suffering from shopaholic's syndrome. Here is a list of thoughts every shopaholic has on a daily basis:

1. Black Friday is over but I am suffering from shopping withdrawal.

2. I think applying for another credit card is a good idea.

3. Guys, did you check out the cute little gift shop at the museum?

4. I love the pink dress but the red one really suits me. I will buy both I guess.

5. I have both of my cards so don't worry about checking the balance.

6. You only qualify for free shipping if your order is of $80 or more. I was only going to get one shirt but I guess now I should get these dress pants and shoes so that it is over $80.

7. New season calls for a new wardrobe.

8. I promise I'm only going to spend $50 dollars today.

9. I need this dress. And this shoe to go with it.

10. Well, now I have to buy accessories with it too.

11.I think that will look great on me, should I try it on so you can judge?

12. I probably have a membership card for that store. Let’s go there and see.

13. I already bought everyone’s Christmas presents. As a matter of fact, I bought them back in June.

14. I really need to get these to decorate my room.

15. I really don’t want to check my bank account right now.

16. We need to have a girl’s night out. We can go shopping together!

17. I can’t just go to the fitting room with one piece of clothing. I need this top, this skirt, and this belt to put together an outfit.

18. Someone broke my heart but it’s okay, shopping made me feel better.

19. Shopping is my workout.

20. I just love the latest trends, okay.

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