Things that have popped into my brain while sitting in mass for 2 special occasions this year so far at college.

1)There are so many different times you are supposed to stand versus sit

2) And there doesn't seem, at least to me, to be any reason to when we do which

3)Why are they all saying things in unison that aren't even in the program?

4)Am I supposed to be singing or only people leading music singing?

5) I wish I had a pen or pencil to doodle with

6) What is with the wafers for communion instead of loaf of bread?

8) What is a bishop?

9) Where are we in the mass, they keep skipping over things I think?

10) If only I had a pencil to write these thoughts down during the mass.

11) Would that be disrespectful though?

So now you have my thoughts from the 2 masses, does someone want to explain it to me?