1. Are college graduations as long and boring as high school?

My school wouldn't even let us decorate our own caps!

2. Why does everyone keep asking me about my future? I have no clue what I want to do Linda stop asking!

There's always that one group of people who constantly ask you; "what do you want to be when you grow up?"

3. Why can't I just submit one application that all colleges could share?

I applied to seven colleges. Copy and paste was my new best friend.

4. Idea: colleges take so long to review our applications as a form of torture.

Checking your application status is like tracking your package right after you checkout.

5. Who cares if they rejected me, I'm too good for them anyway.

Once again: the application procces was meant as a form of torture.

6. Does everyone make a college pro/con list or is it just me?

My pro/con list helped me choose FGCU!

7. Wait. Is freshman 15 a real thing?

I need to find a gym ASAP!

8. You expect me to leave my mom? Lol you should be a comedian!

I can't even make my own appointments without my mom, how do expect me to live on my own?!

9. Please assign me a good roommate, please assign me a good roommate, please assign me a good roommate!

They should make a speed dating event but for roomates instead.

10. I'm already stressing over finals and classes havn't even started yet.

Seriously though I havn't even moved onto campus yet and i've thought about this way too many times.

11. Why.Is.College.So.Expensive?

This education better be worth the student loans.

12. What teacher wants to give a lesson at the butt crack of dawn?

The only morning class I have is my four hour science one. My professor better allow coffee.

13. Do you think the professor would notice if I skipped my 8 am class?

I won't skip class, but boy will I think about it every time I hear my alarm.

14. Can we have Keurigs?

For all the coffee lovers out there the answer is yes, yes we can have Keurigs.

15. College is going to be SO COOL!

I'm so excited!