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10 Random Thoughts You've Probably Had In The Shower

Life is just collecting people to come to your funeral.

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10 Random Thoughts You've Probably Had In The Shower

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I know when I shower, that is the time I have the best thoughts. I am so deep in thought and I am thinking about so many random things. So, I have compiled a list of the best shower thoughts people have had.

1. When you light a lighter it gets lighter until it’s too light to light

2. When Snoop Dogg turns 60, he will be 420 in dog years

3. Oxygen has the worst withdrawal symptoms of all

4. Life is just collecting people to come to your funeral

5. Imagine how terrified the first person who ever saw a whale was

6. Home is where the water tastes normal

7. We’ve put people on the moon, yet we can’t make public toilet stalls without the peekaboo gap

8. A marriage proposal is only one knee away from beggin

9. Airports have seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls

10. Sleeping in is considered lazy, but going to sleep early is not

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10 Random Thoughts You've Probably Had In The Shower

Life is just collecting people to come to your funeral.

1. When you light a lighter it gets lighter until it’s too light to light

2. When Snoop Dogg turns 60, he will be 420 in dog years

3. Oxygen has the worst withdrawal symptoms of all

4. Life is just collecting people to come to your funeral

5. Imagine how terrified the first person who ever saw a whale was

6. Home is where the water tastes normal

7. We’ve put people on the moon, yet we can’t make public toilet stalls without the peekaboo gap

8. A marriage proposal is only one knee away from beggin

9. Airports have seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls

10. Sleeping in is considered lazy, but going to sleep early is not

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A must-watch list of holiday movies.

It’s a Wonderful Life (1946)

A Christmas Story (1983)

Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

Home Alone (1990)

Miracle on 34th Street (1947)

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)

A Charlie Brown Christmas

The Year Without a Santa Claus (1974)

Santa Claus is Coming to Town (1970)

The Polar Express (2004)

The Santa Clause (1994)

Frosty the Snowman (1969)

A Christmas Carol (1992)

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

Elf (2003)

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You are basically a zombie with a pencil.

You receive confused looks from others when you name drop an author/literary terminology.

You wear your suffering as a badge.

You proofread every text and social media post you write.

You cringe when you read a non-English major's paper,

You could spend all day in a library.

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The good old days are always happening now, so live in the moment.

“Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica” are the three most important topics one can talk about.

The Dundies are cooler than the Oscars.

Everybody has a Toby, and they are just someone you have to learn to deal with.

Group pictures are hard to take (especially jumping pics).

It's never too early to eat ice cream.

Schrute’s are always prepared for anything.

Except pop culture references...

Holidays are important and a very good reason to host any kind of party.

There will always be cynical co-workers to deal with.

Putting things in Jell-O is a great use of your time.

Sometimes funny voices and personas make awkward situations easier (just ask Prison Mike).

That places you may not always love can bring you the people you love.

Determination is an important characteristic to possess.

Sarcasm is essential in everyday life.

Love can be really weird.

At Halloween time, it is trivial to come with your best costume ready.

Friendship is long lasting no matter where the future takes you.

Pranks are funny no matter the age.

Goodbyes are hard, but reunions are worth it.

Blogs are confusing.

"That's what she said" jokes will never get old.

Jim Halpert can say so much with just a look at the camera.

Bros should always come before hoes because...

Declaring bankruptcy isn't as hard as we all thought.

Office places can be weird and stressful at times.

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"The Office" truly does have a lot that it can teach us.

Ah, pre-med: home of the dead at heart.

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