- Uh, I can't keep my eyes open.
- I should've brought my summer reading.
- Maybe this is a good time to learn that new dance move I've been working on.
- Will the kids stop fighting if I just ignore it?
- Wow I hate board games.
- Damn it. I fell asleep.
- What time should I start making dinner?
- "Help yourself to anything" Don't mind if I do.
- Do you think he'll know that I'm letting him win?
- Only four more hours until their mom gets back home. Great.
- I wonder how much I'll get paid for today.
- PLEASE BE QUIET.
- How does this oven work?
- I'm gonna be such a bad mom.
- Am I supposed to do the dishes? Is that in my job description?
- It's so hot outside.
- Oh I hate the outdoors. Can we go back to where there's AC?
- I'M SO TIRED.
- Crap, did I turn the oven off?
- Okay I kinda wanna play a board game.
- But no, I don't want to start a day-long game of Monopoly.
- I wish I had the wifi password.
- My phone's gonna die oh boy.
- Why didn't I bring a charger?
- I wonder what they keep in those drawers.
- *prays they fall asleep on time*
- Oh god this baby won't stop crying WHAT DO I DO.
- Yeah, I'm gonna be a bad mother.
- Wait do babies need their milk warmed up.
- *google searches if babies need milk warmed up*
- Can he eat these crackers? Does he even have enough teeth for that?
- Being a baby must be nice.
- Food when you want it. Poop when you want to. Good life.
- I really hope I don't have to change a diaper tonight.
- Aaaaand guess who has to change the diaper.
- Should I use Pull-Ups or regular diapers?
- PLEASE STOP CRYING.
- This is so hard.
- I'm going to be a bad mom.
- Maybe I should read him a book.
- Oh, God. He's drooling. Where did I put the rag?
- Wait should I put him in the crib with a blanket because I swear I heard something about babies suffocating at night due to their blankets.
- I will not let this baby die. 10 blade.
- I've been watching too much Grey's Anatomy lately.
- Do you think the parents would sue me if he suffocated?
- Prob.
- Maybe I should just put the blanket by his feet, just in case.
- Thank God for the baby monitor.
- Now I have to put the other kids asleep. Great.
- Are they old enough to change into their PJ's by themselves?
- Well, they go to school so I think they probably can.
- I'll just ask them to be sure.
- Well, dang. You didn't have to be so rude about it.
- Ah, now I can have myself some alone time.
- How does this TV remote work? Is it just permanently stuck to Disney Channel?
- Wow, Disney Channel sucks now. These kids don't know what they were missing.
- Why the heck is Dog With a Blog a thing?
- Good Luck Charlie was the last good show on there. I wonder how Bridgit Mendler is doing.
- *googles "where's Bridgit Mendler now"*
- Oh, no the baby is crying.
- Cradling babies is really calming.
- Okay, I think he's good now. Night night little guy.
- I wonder if he can understand me.
- I'm gonna go with no.
- Oh, I hear the parents coming.
- Time for some awkward small talk.
- What if they just forgot to pay me? Would I say anything? How would I even say it?
- Would I just cough with my hand out hoping they get the hint?
- Okay well good thing that didn't happen.
- Bless people that pay babysitters well.
RelationshipsAug 02, 2016
Thoughts You Have While Babysitting
I'm probably going to be a bad mom.
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