Grab your snuggies and prepare the popcorn! Here are 30 thoughts I have when starting a new Netflix series:

1. "Since I've finished Stranger Things and already re-watched it twice, I guess I'll start something new."

2. "Recommended.... hmmm Black Mirror, House of Cards, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, I'VE WATCHED ALL OF THESE."

3. "Maybe I'll just re-watch The Office."

4. "Mm. No. I need to broaden my horizons."

5. "Maybe this says something about me..."

6. "Let's ask Siri."

7. "I will never find anything better than Stranger Things."

8. "I'll watch something old like Buffy The Vampire Slayer."

9. "You know, I've tried this before. I don't even like Buffy."

10. "There's so many shows on here, and I can't even bring myself to just click on one and watch it."

11. "I'll just close my eyes and click the first thing I see when I open them."

12. "Glee. Glee...? Mmmmm, nope!."

13. "Not Glee."

14. "I liked Twin Peaks. Worst mistake they made was cancelling that after 2 seasons."

15. "X-Files....I'm not in the mood for questioning everything."

16. "I want something funny, like The Office..."

17. "...Or Parks and Rec. Basically just The Office 2.0"

18. "Just. Pick. A. Show."

19. "House Hunters!"

20. "Eh... I don't feel like getting mad at people I don't even know."

21. "Maybe I'll watch a movie."

22. "I don't have the attention span for a movie."

23. "Chasing Cameron? Cameron Dallas? WHO in HELL allowed this to happen?"

24. "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!!"

25. "Haha, I should watch it just for shits and giggles."

26. "No.... I'm not putting myself through that kind of abuse."

27. "Ugh, I love Grace and Frankie."

28. "No. I'm gonna watch something new."

29. "Literally nothing sounds interesting."

30. "Whatever I'm just gonna watch The Office again."

The Office wins. The Office always wins.