1. Why did I wear jeans? Crap.
2. I’m moaning of fullness and I can’t make it stop. Sigh.
3. How did I eat all of that?
4. Am I pregnant, or full? Unsure.
5. I can’t move.
6. I’ve become extremely tired and would like to sign up for hibernation now.
7. I’m never eating again.. or am I?
8. So… When’s dessert?
EAT UP FOLKS.