Thoughts Every Girl Has When Going To The Gym | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Health and Wellness

Thoughts Every Girl Has When Going To The Gym

Which isn't often...

21
Thoughts Every Girl Has When Going To The Gym
Google Images

Finding time to hit the gym can be hard, especially when it isn't part of your day-to-day routine. Many girls in college will admit that they go to the gym a lot less than they would like to. Because of this, we don't necessarily have a "routine" workout when we do make it to the gym. Here are every girl's thoughts during their occasional gym trips.

1. OK, time to get in shape.

2. I haven't worked out in forever.

3. Ugh... This is going to suck.

4. I hope there are no cute guys here right now.

5. It's 6 P.M. on a weeknight, of course there will be.

6. Maybe I should go check the mirror first.

7. Wow, I really wish I didn't look in the mirror.

8. Damn, I really should have put on some makeup.

9. ....Or at least I could have done my hair better.

10. OK focus, you're here to work out! Remember?

11. Wow, I'm really glad I bought this arm band to hold my phone.

12. Makes me look like I come here often.

13. I totally know what I'm doing.

14. Just kidding, I have no idea.

15. OK SERIOUSLY, focus!

16. I'll start with the treadmill.

17. OK, is this girl training for a marathon, wtf?

18. I'm going to look so stupid next to her.

19. Oh well, this is the only open treadmill.

20. And I refuse to use the ellipticals.

21. My grandma uses those.

22. I have more endurance than that, right?

23. Here we go... time to crank this bad boy up!

24. I can run at 6 1/2 mph, right?

25. That's not that fast, I can do it.

26. I cannot do this.

27. Yes you can! You are a winner!

28. Just think about spring break...

29. CABO BODY!

30. Do it for Cabo!

31. It's only been three minutes?

32. What the hell?

33. I wonder if the people around me can hear how heavily I'm breathing?

34. Wow, it's so much louder when I take out my headphones.

35. That's embarrassing...

36. Maybe I should move onto a new apparatus.

37. I'm bored of this anyways...

38. And my legs already hurt...

39. Abs?

40. I'll do some abs, can't be too hard.

41. Crap, they are out of yoga mats over here.

42. Time to wander until I find one.

43. I probably look like an idiot right now.

44. Everyone looks like they know what they're doing.

45. Finally a damn yoga mat!

46. I wonder who used this thing before me...

47. Probably a sweaty old guy.

48. Blocking out that image as quickly as it came into my head!

49. How many crunches do I have to do to leave this place with a six-pack?

50. WOW, this burns...

51. I'll settle for a four-pack.

52. OK this sucks, just like I thought it would.

53. No wonder I don't come here often!

54. Thank God for having a fast metabolism.

55. I could not do this every day.

56. Major props to the people who do this on the reg.

57. I wish I had that kind of self control.

58. How long have I been here?

59. It feels like an hour or so...

60. OK, so actually only 30 minutes.... Nice.

61. A+ for effort though.

62. I could be watching Netflix right now...

63. But no, instead I'm here.

64. Go me!

65. I rocked it tonight.

66. I deserve a pizza right now.

67. Wow, pizza.... that's a real game changer.

68. What am I still doing here?

69. I wonder how many pounds I lost today..

70. I have to have lost at least two, right?

71. Maybe I'll come back tomorrow...

72. I'll definitely make it back here before next week.

73. Workout complete!

74. Which way to the closest pizza place?




Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Health and Wellness

5 Ways To Bring Positivity Into Your Life When All You Want To Do Is Drown In Self-Pity

It seems like life has been serving up more bad than good and in all honesty, the only thing you want to do is crawl under your covers and hide from the rest of the world.

819
5 Ways To Bring Positivity Into Your Life When All You Want To Do Is Drown In Self-Pity
Photo by Kinga Howard on Unsplash

The first two weeks of classes have come to an end and they have been anything BUT easy. It seems like life has been serving up more bad than good and in all honesty, the only thing you want to do is crawl under your covers and hide from the rest of the world.

Although this seems like the best solution, it is also the easy way out. Take it from the girl who took basically a whole week off from her life because she just could not handle everything that was being thrown at her. This caused her to feel extremely lonely and even more stressed out for being behind in classes that JUST began.

Keep Reading...Show less
friends

1. Thank you for being my person.

2. Thank you for knowing me better than I know myself sometimes.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

11 Things We Learned From Brooke Davis

"What's more important? What we become or how we become it?"

437
Brooke Davis

"She was fiercely independent, Brooke Davis. Brilliant, and beautiful, and brave. In two years she had grown more than anyone I had ever known. Brooke Davis is going to change the world someday, and I'm not sure she even knows it." - Lucas Scott, An Unkindness of Ravens

Brooke Davis of the hit show One Tree Hill was the it girl - she had it all, or so we thought. She started out as a stuck-up, shallow, spoiled, head cheerleader who didn't have her life together. She slept around a lot and loved to party - sounds like your typical high school teenager right? Wrong. B. Davis had so much more to offer. Caring, loyal, and outspoken, she has taught us some valuable lessons throughout the 9 seasons that OTH was on the air:

Keep Reading...Show less
Honorary Roommate
Rachel Zadeits

For some of us, coming to college was the first time we ever had to share a room. It was a big change, but a fun one. As you meet more and more people over the course of your college career, it seems to be a pattern that you will at some point have that one friend that doesn't live with you, but acts like they do. We call those people, "Honorary Roommates" and here are 11 signs you have one in your life.

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

10 Reasons Why It's Awesome When Your Best Friend Gets New Friends

She may not be with you 24/7 but it's all good because you're soul sisters.

2293
super friends
Gabi Morales

We all have a person, and when that person makes some new friends, we tend to forget all the great things that can come out of it. Never forget how special they are to you and why you are best friends.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments