1. That is overpriced college education in my eyes, not tears.

2. How did I survive seven hours of high school a day, when now I can barely make it through one 50-minutes class?

3. I'm never sure if I actually have free time, or if I'm just forgetting everything I have to do.

4. Maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow.

5. It's Monday tomorrow. WHY, WHY, WHY?

6. Why do I have four tests, five quizzes, two speeches and six papers due this week?

7. My GPA is going down, I'm single and broke, but at least I have my personality.

8. Is it the weekend yet?

9. Every morning I have the "wow, my bed is comfortable" vs. " I should go to class" debate.

10. Debating what's scarier: checking my bank account or checking my assignments.

11. I can wear the same shirt two days in a row, because MWF people don't know about my TR life.

12. Should I work out, eat, study, socialize, or cry?

13. You know what? I don't even care anymore (continues to study hard).

14. Sunday night: "wait, did I have anything to do?"

15. Can I become a billionaire while I lay in bed for the rest of my life?

16. Assigned group project: "I now know why batman works alone."

17. I always have homework, even when I finish it all... I still have homework.

18. Is it too early in the semester for a mental breakdown?

19. What a beautiful day to not be in high school.

20. Syllabus: "This textbook is required", yet I never used this semester. Explain that professor!

21. Why can't I find a parking spot, working Wi-Fi or speak to my advisers?

22. "Cancelled" and "free" are my favorite words.

23. Can it please be a snow day?

24. My homework isn't done, but I am.

25. Why can none of my professors speak English?

26. I'm gonna take a nap. See you in ten hours.

27. Vodka mixes well with everything.

28. How is it that classes just started and I already feel like I'm one month behind?

29. I wish I was a Golden Retriever in an upper class family.

30. Why is my sleep schedule not normal?