Welcome to another exam-filled, anxiety-ridden, semester folks! You've probably pulled a few all-nighters, drank more caffeine than the heart would have liked, and cried about 26 times (but who is counting?).
So, you think you know it all. You've studied, or at least tried to, and the day has finally come. Time to show it all off.
Or fail... You get into the room, and here come all these stressful ass thoughts. Am I right?
"Who does this bitch think she is, taking my seat?"
I know there isn't any "assigned seating", but that is my seat. I can't do well I'm not in the same seat! Move.
"Did we even learn this?"
Giphy
No, we definitely didn't. But she will argue that we did learn it. And that will be that.
"I already picked 'A' five fucking times in a row. I'm actually failing".
GiphyLet's just try 'C' and see what happens.
*reads over question 5 times* "I have no idea what this says".
GiphyI apparently did not comprehend a thing.
"How many questions do I need to get right to pass?"
If there's 50 questions and I need at least a 73, I can get like 13 wrong and still be good. How many do I have to go back to? 20? Fuck.
"HOW IS SHE ALREADY DONE?!?!"
GiphyMaybe if I sat in the spot I was SUPPOSED to sit in, I would be done too! Literally failing because I didn't get my seat.
"I'm dropping out".
Giphy
There is so many things I can do without a degree. I don't need it. I actually could just marry a rich man and call it a day. I don't need this.
"I know absolutely nothing."
Giphy
I guessed on at least 40% of this exam.
"EVERY SINGLE ANSWER COULD BE CORRECT WHAT IS THIS"
@ nursing students
Which one is the most correct??????
"...this is a trap. I know it is."
GiphyYou want me to pick 'B', but you think I'm a fool. It's C. You're trying to trick me. I know it.
"How do I not know this shit, I actually studied this time".
"I know I said I wouldn't change my answers around anymore...but I need to change like five of these"
Giphy*Get's all five wrong* god damnit.
"I'm never going to need to know this bullshit".
Why not test me on stuff thats actually important and I may actually use in my career?
"Don't you even think about crying".
GiphyThe five stages of grief...during an exam.
1. This can't be all that bad.
2. What THE FUCK IS THIS.
3. Please...God...just let me pass this one. I promise I'll study better for the next one.
4. WHY ARE TEARS BUILDING UP?!
5. I have accepted failure. This is it. I'm done. I have failed.
"Walk swiftly out of the room and avoid eye contact so you don't have to talk about the exam ever again".
GiphyY'all are going to make me more anxious.
*Me, turning in the shit I just bombed* "annnddd here ya go, Professor".
Annnnddd we off to the bar we go!
"It's done. I tried. I hope I pass. The end".
Effort is appreciated. Not sure if the college agrees but hey, at least your mom will think so.