April 26th is either going to be the worst or best day of the year. Best, because it's my last day of class. Worst, because that means finals. And more importantly, the release of Marvel's "Avengers: Endgame." Like most fans, I've been keeping updated on the movies (and some of the spin-off TV shows), and this movie could really live up to its title.
Frankly, I'm terrified to find out what's going to happen, but at this point, there's probably nothing that can surprise me. Just like the 20 MCU movies that have been released into the world, here are 20 things I'm going to be thinking when I sit down and watch the beginning of the end this Friday.
1. Wait, what happened in “Infinity War” again??
2. Who is this guy?
3. Oh, lol. That's Thanos.
4. I swear if I have to see any of the original Avengers die in 1080p I’m going to FIGHT the Russo brothers.
5. WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!!
6. I’m… so confused.
7. Maybe I should’ve binged all 20 MCU movies and all the spin-off serieses before watching this...
8. JUST KIDDING! I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!!!
9. Oh shoot what’s happening I got distracted...
10. WAIT NO… THIS CAN’T BE REAL
11. ANT-MAN ANT-MAN ANT-MAN
I'm not going to pretend like I know what's going to happen, but I know Ant-man has an important part to play. I will speak that into existence.
Giphy12. Why didn’t Thanos just create more resources if he thought there was an overpopulation problem? There are plenty of abandoned planets and galaxies out there, and he thought it was best to delete half of all sentient life? He has the power to change space and he couldn’t just move everyone somewhere else? Why did he have to snap? He probably caused more problems by instantly dusting half the universe. What did he think he was going to gain from that? This movie makes no sense.
13. OH MY GOD IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW
14. Did they really just make that joke… Now is NOT the time
15. Actually now that I think about it, that was pretty funny.
16. WHAT
17. HUH
18. I officially hate Marvel. Bye.
19. Ooh end credits!
20. HELLO????????????? DID WE REALLY JUST WITNESS THAT???? WITH OUR OWN EYES??????
Remember, Thanos demands your silence (no spoilers, guys). See y'all on the other side.