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7 Thoughts Every Conservative 'Merican Teenage Girl Thinks

*Drives around in truck for 30 minutes just to listen to country music*

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7 Thoughts Every Conservative 'Merican Teenage Girl Thinks
Macey Mullins

Your average conservative American teen is much different than teens all over the world. We're America-loving, patriotic-driven, happy-go-lucky teenagers that are here for a good time (and a long time.) We want to make the world a different place and we will do it one way or another.

We are often shamed for the things we do and say, but for those of you who look down on us... here's a look at our daily thoughts.

1. "How can I make the world a better place and still keep our given gun rights?"

No, our guns aren't more important than your kids... but that's not the point. We want a comfortable in the middle for everyone, without losing our right to own the guns we want.

2. "I wonder if it's warm enough to go fishing down by the creek yet?"

Probably not... but I'll go see if the bass are biting anyways.

3. "Honestly I love and support Trump, but I do see the flaws in things he has said and done."

So why am I judged so much for supporting our President?

4. *Rides around in truck wasting gas to listen to country music for 30 minutes*

I don't know? It's just something we do.

5. "I need to go feed the horses. I'm the only one on this farm that ever does anything?"

We all know the struggle...

6. *Wears Carhartt jacket and bibs around campus because it's so cold*

The North Face just doesn't cut it.

7. "I love Chick-fil-A and the fact that they're closed on Sundays because it's the Lord's day..."

But when I drive all the way there on a Sunday afternoon after church and they're closed, I'm not too happy about it.

So as harmful as we sound... or as detrimental to society as we may be... we are harmless. We're just like the next kid and we want what's best for everyone.

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