I don’t need a cart.

I wonder who is here from school?

I swear if I see [insert name] I am leaving.

Oh, is he smiling at me? *smiles back*

Definitely not smiling at me.

Have I ever been down this aisle before?

What are these?

A Kumquat? What the hell is a kumquat?

I'll stick with apples or oranges

Does Naked juice count as fruit?

Carrots should count as a food group.

Let’s switch things up, how about peppers?

Nope. Too expensive, still getting carrots.

I came here for milk. Gotta get milk.

OH, COOKIES! YES!

Did I bring my savers card?

Shoot I missed the milk, gotta go back!

Why do they have shot glasses?

Do I need a shot glass?

If I get a shot glass I need booze.

Should I get beer too?

Definitely need wine.

Will I get carded for going down the alcohol aisle?

*sees price* Definitely just getting wine.

Oohhh, they are on sale!

Will people stare if I have 5 bottles of wine in my cart?

I bet she thinks they are all for me.

They are definitely all for me.

Hey I am 21, so, it's okay.

OMG I'm so old.

Maybe I should get CapriSun and even it out.

CapriSun is so for adults too.

Adults can actually put the straw in by themselves anyway.

They were totally made for adults.

I forgot the Nutella, now I gotta go back.

That guy got peanut butter.. it’s so meant to be.

MILK!

I should have gotten a cart.

I am adulting so hard.

Watch me adult.

Whoops almost hit that lady.

Carts need blinkers.

*backs up cart* Beep beep beep!

Carts need horns.

Should I go around this lady?

"Feminine Hygiene"? Is that a joke?

I bet a man made that sign.

Just say tampons.

Why aren’t tampons free?

Do I need condoms?

I can’t buy condoms and tampons.

I don’t even have sex why would I need condoms?

Wait is this my cart?

I hope nobody sees me in this aisle.

Is the cute meat cutter guy here?

I should have worn makeup today.

I should go get meat and see if he is there.

Oh there he is!

Did he just smile at me? He so just smiled at me.

He handles meat…

LOL I’m so funny.

Where are the chicken nuggets... they gotta be somewhere... should I ask her? Oh nope, definitely doesn’t work here.

Have I gone down this aisle yet?

*sees cute guy* Nope don’t need anything in that aisle.

Pizza, yes!

Did I get this last time?

Who cares I want more.

Should I get ice cream? I can put the carrots back.

*guy is standing in front of what I need* Should I stand here or…

*says hi* He didn’t hear me.. walk away. Walk. Away!

Oh! Chips are on sale! I need 3 bags.

YES! The cute cashier is here.

Oh man that girl from class is here, choose a different cashier.

Will this break my budget?

I only have $60.

Wait I went out last night.

I only have $50.

I have so much stuff.

So fat.

I’ll just go run later.

LOL so not running later.

Carrying these bags is a work out right?

Don’t make eye contact with the guard.

Wait, is that more suspicious?

*Walks out doors* I am magical! Those doors just opened because of my mind powers.

Shoot I can’t reach my keys!

I forgot the milk!