I'll admit it: I love "The Bachelorette." Is it completely unrealistic and do the majority of the relationships end within months of the engagement? Absolutely. Is it entertaining and hilarious? I think so. Now, normally, I'm one of those people who looks up spoilers so I know who to pick as my favorites early on *gasp* I know. But this season, I'm going in with completely open eyes and I'll be avoiding hitting up Reality Steve to see who wins. Sorry, Steve.
The first episode of the season is always my favorite. Seeing 25 guys step out a limo trying to woo the "luckiest woman in America" is always a good time, and this season's premiere did not disappoint. Here's a look inside my thoughts during the first episode of the season.
1. Oh my gosh I've missed this show.
2. Wow, JoJo is so pretty.
3. Can I borrow that dress when you're done with it, girl?
4. What about that floral romper? Please?
5. "I hope JoJo is the one who lights my fire" Oh man here come all the puns.
6. .....hellloooo Jordan *heart eyes*
7. That's a lucky shark.
8. "Bachelor Superfan" is NOT an occupation.
9. Shoot, I have to fill out my bracket.
10. Oh my gosh, Evan. That's your job?
11. Wait, Team Alex? Team Ali? Or Team Luke? Team Christian?
12. I have too many favorites already. They haven't even gotten out of the limos yet.
13. Have you seen this show before, James? You kinda need a rose to have a relationship here.
14. Who comes up with these gimmicks when they walk up?
15. "Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo" I see what ya did there, Santa....
16. Also "Hipster"? Not a job, buddy.
17. Why is everyone having a problem with the cheesy gimmicks? Again, have you not seen this show before?
18. Seriously, what's wrong with them? She's LOVING it!
19. WHAT IS JIM HALPERT DOING HERE? Oh sorry, that's Derek.
20. Jordan saves the day.
21. He's still wearing the Santa outfit?
22. Is that a capella group really staying around the whole time?
23. News flash: emotions are not a bad thing, Chad.
24. Seriously, alcohol should be off limits on night one.
25. You'd think they would have learned after how many seasons of this.
26. Everyone needs to put their suits back on and sober up now.
27. I just wanna fix that one piece of hair, Jordan.
28. That's my boy; first impression rose.
29. Lol I see Jake Pavelka and all I think of is this:
30. Shoutout to the super fan for being the only one who knows who Jake is.
31. PSYCH way to give 25 guys a heart attack. Nicely done.
32. Not a fan of Chad, not a fan of Vinny, not a fan of Daniel.
33. Team Jordan. Team Jordan all the way.
And that's night one! I can't wait to keep up this season and see all of the drama, adventures, and love that comes JoJo's way.
