1. Ahhh, what a beautiful morning! The sun is shining, my bed is comfy, and life is good.

2. Let's check my phone and see how much people love me and want to talk to me. Oh, no one? 'K, jerks.

3. It's 8:50—time to get up for the day.

4. WAIT! TODAY IS TUESDAY.

5. IT'S 8:50 ON TUESDAY. I HAVE CLASS AT 9:00 AM.

6. *insert lots of cursing here*

7. Screw you, iPhone—why didn't the alarm go off? I thought you're supposed to be a smartphone, not a dumb phone.

8. Oh, I forgot to set the alarm? Whoops. Guess I'm the idiot.

9. Okay, I have eight minutes until class: six minutes to walk there, two minutes to get ready. I can do this.

10. What's the bare minimum I can do to get ready without looking like a totally gross human being?

11. I guess I can wear this shirt I wore to bed. I don't smell. I'll just spritz a little extra body spray.

12. These shorts have only been on the floor for two days, so they'll do.

13. Forget brushing my hair, just brushing my teeth it is.

14. Hope I have what I need in my backpack, because if it's not in there now, it's getting left.

15. Running through this kitchen and not grabbing breakfast is miserable.

16. Ugh.

17. Why do bad things happen to good people?

18. Four minutes to class. Let's do this.

19. Excuse you, sir—you watch yourself on that longboard.

20. Please walk faster, girl in front of me.

21. I will cut you off.

22. Of COURSE, there's sidewalk construction today.

23. WALK. FASTER.

24. I hate my life.

25. One minute.

26. So. Close.

27. Okay, I'm in the building!

28. Whew, made it!

29. Oh, well, now I'm just a hot, sweaty mess.

30. I should have just stayed in bed.